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1   Heres Your Card   2017 Feb 10, 9:05pm  

This is just more of Trump's brilliance. He plans to corner the porn market with Ivanka's photogenic willingness. He will revolutionize the industry launching a Trump-Cunt brand in the form of her as "the world's classiest new pornstar" named Trunt®. All cable and internet companies will be required to carry Trunt® for free or be taxed 75% extra. Of course Trunt® will be cross marketed with Ivanka's White House merchandise collection. If you want to ass fuck Trunt® on Air Force One instead of Ivanka, it's all part of the Gold Toilet level points redemption policy.

2   zzyzzx   2017 Feb 11, 6:09am  

Am I supposed to feel sorry for people in prison and deadbeats getting internet at my expense?

3   Heres Your Card   2017 Feb 11, 8:43am  

zzyzzx says

Am I supposed to feel sorry for people in prison and deadbeats getting internet at my expense?

It's up to you. As the POTUS PRISON INDUSTRIAL COMPLEXâ„¢ run by CEO Jared Kushner expands and fills it will use prisoners to market via same internet and cable, process orders and produce merchandise for Truntâ„¢ didos, ball gags, cock cages, pliers and blowtorch combo packages, etc. So don't ignore the economic benefit to the Trump family and the propaganda success for useful idiots like you.

But there's quite a lot of goodwill in the system: all PPIC "associates" will be given automatic MAGA club member status and premium points on a commission basis. MAGA Club tier 1 members are personally ass fucked by POTUS in their cells during his weekly inspections. Tier 2 members get to watch. Tier 3 members get to watch Ivanka or Truntâ„¢ being ass fucked on Air Force One via CCTV. There is a Gold Toilet level of the MAGA Club similar to the Gold Toilet level of the flagship POTUS PLANâ„¢. Gold Toilet level points of both plans can be redeemed for admission to view Invanka or Truntâ„¢ when she visits a prisonof her choice monthly and the entire prison population dresses as Obama and ass fucks her while she calls them losers and POTUS takes notes for future press conference witticisms.

So, it's up to you.

4   HEY YOU   2017 Feb 11, 8:52am  

Al Gore should shut down any services that charges more than it takes to pay all employees,management & owners minimum wage.

5   Ceffer   2017 Feb 11, 10:30am  

Prison issue uniforms in Jared's prison industrial complex are open ass chaps and gimp hoods with dog collars/leashes.

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