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On a commute, you can either have a 18 lb bike with a 15 lb lock or a 30 lb bike with a 3 lb lock.

What's that? The remains of a feminist chastity belt?

All you really have to do is keep a small, coin operated machine on your bike that dispenses inexpensive meth and heroin.

Ceffer says

All you really have to do is keep a small, coin operated machine on your bike that dispenses inexpensive meth and heroin.

Lol, yes, they would protect that bike like a religious shrine.

SF needs to install these:

http://www.santa-ana.org/bikehuts/

Patrick says

Almost locked my bike to this meter in SF today, then looked down

I never lock my bike, and no one has ever tried to steal it.

The bike with the dildo is totally ad-hom, but I'm kinda grateful, since I need a prisoner for the new ad hominem comment jail.

rando says

The bike with the dilo is totally ad-hom

Jokes are ad-hom? How can one make a joke that doesn't have a butt?

But it does! (Pun intended)

please let CIC know we found his bike

If you edit it to remove the CIC part, then your civility will get restored!

https://patrick.net/adhom_jail.php

Ruh Roh Dan is being uncivil,. which is true of all lefties.

indigenous says

Ruh Roh Dan is being uncivil,. which is true of all lefties.

Now that's an ad hominem attack! I'm no leftie.

rando says

If you edit it to remove the CIC part, then your civility will get restored!

Sorry, but the joke's too good. I know where my loyalties lie.

Dan8267 says

Now that's an ad hominem attack! I'm no leftie.

What sort of pejorative are you then?

If you call a poster his self admitted pejorative is that ad hominem?

So what did you end up doing? Lock your bike to a different meter?

Also what kind of bike?

indigenous says

What sort of pejorative are you then?

Lopsided because of my incredibly large dick.

How bout Dick for short?

zzyzzx says

So what did you end up doing? Lock your bike to a different meter?

Also what kind of bike?

I just left and did not go to the Google Go release party that day. They probably had inside bike parking, but from experience, that is usually problematic for its own reasons -- bikers get exiled to some distant part of the building to lock it up, and then need to wait for someone to come get release the bike later.

My bike is rather crappy at this point, but I don't want to replace it.