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Thunderdome Man dies under his six-ton pile of porn magazines
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2017 Mar 4, 5:20am 1,410 views 11 comments
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Ceffer
2017 Mar 4, 8:43am
This is the blessing of computer porn. It is hard to die beneath a laptop.
Dan8267
2017 Mar 4, 9:58am
The man's lowly death was revealed by a member of the cleaning team, who said his company had been hired to remove the magazines discreetly in a way that would not be noticed by neighbours and the man's family to save them from the shame.
So in order to help keep things discreet, we've published a newspaper article about this and showed pictures of his apartment.
Dan8267
2017 Mar 4, 10:00am
Call It Crazy dies under his six-ton pile of porn magazines
In his defense, it was only two tons of actual porn magazine. The other four tons were dried up gizz.
Dan8267
2017 Mar 4, 10:00am
In his defense, it was only two tons of actual porn magazine. The other four tons were dried up gizz.
In his defense, only one ton of that gizz was Call It Crazy's. The other three were from goats.
Dan8267
2017 Mar 4, 10:02am
In his defense, only one ton of that gizz was Call It Crazy's. The other three were from goats.
In his defense, only half of the goats were males. The other half were blow-up dolls.
Dan8267
2017 Mar 4, 10:04am
And I thought only California had weirdos.
Japan has lots of sexual weirdos. It's due to the emasculation of men. Basically, they are all like CIC, desperate and with short penises.
zzyzzx
2017 Mar 4, 10:32am
The man's lowly death was revealed by a member of the cleaning team, who said his company had been hired to remove the magazines discreetly in a way that would not be noticed by neighbours and the man's family to save them from the shame.
The Man Show did a skit about this:
www.youtube.com/embed/oDUGbGvQF04
Dan8267
2017 Mar 4, 10:54am
Damn, I remember that sketch. Man I miss the 1990s. Well, not really, but sort of.
Btw, they must be cleaning CIC's apartment. The goats are a dead giveaway.
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-4278524/Man-dies-six-ton-pile-porn-magazines.html
A lonely Japanese man who amassed more than six tons of porn died when a huge pile of magazines fell on top of him.
And even more tragically, the man's body was only discovered six months later when the landlord entered the flat to find out why the rent had not been paid.
The man's lowly death was revealed by a member of the cleaning team, who said his company had been hired to remove the magazines discreetly in a way that would not be noticed by neighbours and the man's family to save them from the shame.
He said that the dead man, a 50-year-old former carmaker identified only by the name Joji, had died buried underneath under a pile of the pornographic magazines.
It was unclear if he had suffered a heart attack and fallen into the stacks of magazines which had then fallen on top of him, or whether he had been crushed by the mass of paper.
But the cleaner said that if he was still conscious, the paper would probably have muffled his cries.
Every space in the flat was filled with piles of magazines, which also stacked on tables and on shelves.
There were also clippings from erotic magazines where it appeared the man had cut out his favourite articles, and thrown away the rest of the magazine.
Despite his trimming, at the time of his death the collection weighed in at six metric tons (13,228 pounds).
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