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US NAVY TAKES CUE FROM PATNET: SEAL TEAM 6 PLANNING TO ASSASSINATE UNHOLY FAT FUCK KIM JONG-UN

By APOCALYPSEFUCKisShostikovitch following x   2017 Mar 13, 3:07pm 909 views   14 comments   watch   sfw   quote     share    


http://koreajoongangdaily.joins.com/news/article/article.aspx?aid=3030894&cloc=joongangdaily%7Chome%7Ctop

The U.S. Navys Special Warfare Development Group, better known as the SEAL Team 6, will arrive in South Korea soon for joint military drills and take part in an exercise simulating the removal of North Korean leader Kim Jong-un, according to the Ministry of National Defense Monday.

1   someone else   ignore (0)   2017 Mar 13, 3:17pm   ↑ like (0)   ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag        

Interesting that they do not refer to themselves as a South Korean paper, only "Korean":

Korea’s leading daily,the JoongAng Ilbo publishes a high quality
English-language newspaper, Korea JoongAng Daily.
It provides you with not only the major articles of the JoongAng
Ilbo, but also in-depth reports on the foreign community in
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2   Strategist   ignore (1)   2017 Mar 13, 4:15pm   ↑ like (0)   ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag        

APOCALYPSEFUCK_is_ADORABLE says

The U.S. Navys Special Warfare Development Group, better known as the SEAL Team 6, will arrive in South Korea soon for joint military drills and take part in an exercise simulating the removal of North Korean leader Kim Jong-un

ha ha
I bet the fat brat is hiding in the bathroom.

3   APOCALYPSEFUCKisShostikovitch   ignore (33)   2017 Mar 13, 4:33pm   ↑ like (0)   ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag        

rando says

Interesting that they do not refer to themselves as a South Korean paper, only "Korean":

The North is just Kim-occupied Korea.

ST6 will clear that up quick.

4   Dan8267   ignore (3)   2017 Mar 13, 4:39pm   ↑ like (1)   ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag        

APOCALYPSEFUCK_is_ADORABLE says

US NAVY TAKES CUE FROM PATNET: SEAL TEAM 6 PLANNING TO ASSASSINATE UNHOLY FAT FUCK KIM JONG-UN

Seems like a waste of resources. Couldn't we just send the Berkley protesters to mob rush Kim Jong-Un sacrificing themselves one by one until they can stab him in the face?

5   APOCALYPSEFUCKisShostikovitch   ignore (33)   2017 Mar 13, 5:16pm   ↑ like (0)   ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag        

Feed Trigglypuff 1422 tons of fermented kimchee and a rancid clam and have her stuff Kim Jong-un's head up her ass.

Done.

6   FortWayne   ignore (2)   2017 Mar 13, 5:34pm   ↑ like (0)   ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag        

You guys are funny

7   APOCALYPSEFUCKisShostikovitch   ignore (33)   2017 Mar 13, 5:35pm   ↑ like (0)   ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag        

Wait until you see what happens when she swallows The Clam.

8   Dan8267   ignore (3)   2017 Mar 13, 5:49pm   ↑ like (0)   ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag        

Can't Trumpigula simply call in a favor from Putin to have Kim Jong-un assassinated with polonium? Putin will certainly it for his orange bear especially after all those all-night fisting sessions.

9   APOCALYPSEFUCKisShostikovitch   ignore (33)   2017 Mar 13, 5:52pm   ↑ like (0)   ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag        

I think a lot of people would pay for the chance to take out Kimfuck with a piece of lamp cord.

10   Dan8267   ignore (3)   2017 Mar 13, 6:00pm   ↑ like (0)   ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag        

I've been sending great leader happy meals for the past 10 years. Eventually my plan to kill him will succeed. You can already see it working in his fat face.

11   APOCALYPSEFUCKisShostikovitch   ignore (33)   2017 Mar 13, 6:15pm   ↑ like (0)   ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag        

You put the DIE! in the DIABOLICAL!

12   Dan8267   ignore (3)   2017 Mar 13, 6:17pm   ↑ like (0)   ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag        

Kim loves the toys. The fatty burgers are just a bonus.

13   Strategist   ignore (1)   2017 Mar 13, 6:28pm   ↑ like (0)   ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag        

APOCALYPSEFUCK_is_ADORABLE says

I think a lot of people would pay for the chance to take out Kimfuck with a piece of lamp cord.

Who gets his pretty wife after the fat hubby is taken out?

14   APOCALYPSEFUCKisShostikovitch   ignore (33)   2017 Mar 13, 7:01pm   ↑ like (0)   ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag        

She will be emancipated by his death and go on to lead a Blue Oyster Cult cover band and liberate Tibet.





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