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Dodge Releases the "Demon" - Claims Fastest Production Car Status in History

By BayArea following x   2017 Apr 15, 8:06am 4,761 views   60 comments   watch   sfw   quote     share    


As a car guy, this is pretty neat.

9.65 @ 140mph in the quarter mile for a production car with a warranty is borderline unfathomable.

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21   Dan8267   ignore (3)   2017 Apr 15, 7:59pm   ↑ like (0)   ↓ dislike (1)   quote   flag        

Ironman says

Answer his question and post the true Make, Model and year of your little red senior citizen car. Some of us already know what it is.

If you're so comfortable with your "masculinity", you should have ZERO worries in posting it.

You first, piggy. Your real name and address. Post it. You wanted me to come to your house you claim, post your real name and address.

Hypocrisy and cowardice all wrapped into one. And I'm the insecure one for not wanting a nutcase like piggy knowing where I live or having information to track me down?

Of course, we know piggy won't have the balls to reveal his identity after goating and begging for mine. What a cuck.

22   Dan8267   ignore (3)   2017 Apr 15, 8:16pm   ↑ like (0)   ↓ dislike (1)   quote   flag        

BayArea says

Dan, I have a wide appreciation for cars and still quite curious what you step into on a daily basis.

It's a Volvo C70 hard-top convertible. I'm not going to give the year, the VIN, the license or anything else some crazy dumb ass like CIC can use to track me down. I've stated what kind of car it is before and even posted videos about it.

But there is no reason why I need to give information to obsessive losers like CIC who are exactly the type of person who would swatt a person out of spite. CIC is very spiteful. That's a fundamental character flaw, and he cannot change. I see no reason to waste my time and energy on such a loser.

As for the hard-top convertible, it's pretty damn cool and I'd recommend one if you enjoy cruising in a sporty, yet safe and comfortable, ride. It's not a muscle car by any means, but it's not under-powered either. It's not the car for street racing. It's the car for cruising Miami on A1A picking up chicks.


Personally I don't really like the color scheme of that example.

I did consider getting a BMW convertible, but I didn't like BMW's safety rating. What good is a cool car if you end up a paraplegic? Volvo made the safest convertible, so both the kid and the adult in me were satisfied.

However, there are other cars I would consider buying today if in the market such as a Tesla model. That said, I'm also a pragmatist who finds it wasteful to throw away a perfectly good, beautiful, and like new car. The fact is that if you take car of a car -- and that's easy to do -- it will last you a long time. I'm not going to waste my money buying a new car every three years. I'd rather take vacations around the world and enjoy the experience of life.

23   BayArea   ignore (0)   2017 Apr 15, 8:17pm   ↑ like (0)   ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag        

What my does CIC mean?

24   Dan8267   ignore (3)   2017 Apr 15, 8:27pm   ↑ like (1)   ↓ dislike (1)   quote   flag        

Call It Crazy was piggy's former username. Just because he shamefully changed his username doesn't mean he can escape his history.

25   Dan8267   ignore (3)   2017 Apr 15, 8:36pm   ↑ like (0)   ↓ dislike (1)   quote   flag        

@BayArea, if I were in the market for a car today, this might be what I would buy. It is a two-seater, but I rarely use the back seats anyway.

Of course, it all depends on what you value. I wouldn't call this a racing car, but it has the things I like. If you really are into racing, you need a V8 or V10. However, I don't care about that. I like the way the car looks and drives, and I like the interior. It's a combination of a luxury car and a sports car, and it's safe and reliable. So it's everything I value in a car.

26   HEY YOU   ignore (7)   2017 Apr 15, 9:24pm   ↑ like (0)   ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag        

BayArea says

lets be fair here... this car would leave the vast majority of liter bikes in its exhaust

Damn numbers!
Demon-$99,000
Suzuki Hayabusa, ~$15,000 +$4500 for new aftermarket turbo.
What can one buy with the extra $79,000? The bike is affordable.
6 years ago my 2001 ZRX1200R Kawasaki had 130 hp(after market exhaust) at the rear wheel but it would not keep up with bikes today.

"Not only is it fast, but quick too; it reportedly comes out of the hole like a scalded dog with a 9.7-second quarter-mile time at 148.8 mph, and leaps from 0 to 60 in a mere 2.6 seconds." Damn it, add the turbo! to make up the .05 sec 1/4.

http://www.topspeed.com/motorcycles/motorcycle-reviews/suzuki/2016-2017-suzuki-hayabusa-ar171191.html

27   Dan8267   ignore (3)   2017 Apr 15, 9:46pm   ↑ like (0)   ↓ dislike (1)   quote   flag        

HEY YOU says

What can one buy with the extra $79,000? The bike is affordable.

Yes, it's fun to drive a motorcycle. I used to do so when I was young. However, it's very dangerous. No matter how good a driver you are and how careful, the other assholes on the road will crash into you. Sure, there are assholes on motorcycles riding between lanes and driving recklessly, but even if you are a careful and conscientious driver, the mere fact that most people are not endangers you. Even when I drove a motorcycle, I never took it on the highway precisely for this reason. Getting into a crash on the highway on a bike would be very unforgiving. I'll take a safety cage with roll bars and airbags any day.

28   bob2356   ignore (3)   2017 Apr 15, 10:17pm   ↑ like (2)   ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag        

Dan8267 says

As for horsepower, quite frankly, if you can't use it legally on the street, it serves little purpose.

Just because you can't use horsepower in the stop and go nightmare called south florida doesn't mean there aren't other places where you can use it just fine.

A volvo pussy magnet, too funny. Yea, for feline road kill maybe.

29   Dan8267   ignore (3)   2017 Apr 15, 11:17pm   ↑ like (0)   ↓ dislike (1)   quote   flag        

Another clearly jealous loser who can't get a woman feels the need to attack a man who can. Can't say I'm surprised.

30   bob2356   ignore (3)   2017 Apr 15, 11:55pm   ↑ like (2)   ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag        

Dan8267 says

feels the need to attack a man who can.

Who claims he can by cruising 1A in a volvo. Based on your red pill posts the odds are very, very low. Hookers and immediate family don't count.

31   Dan8267   ignore (3)   2017 Apr 15, 11:57pm   ↑ like (0)   ↓ dislike (1)   quote   flag        

Your jealousy is almost astonishing as your lack of experience.

32   bob2356   ignore (3)   2017 Apr 16, 8:10am   ↑ like (0)   ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag        

Dan8267 says

Your jealousy is almost astonishing as your lack of experience.

Jealous of you cruising bars with your red bill guide of how to pick up women by in your back pocket praying to be the lucky hound doggy that gets picked out of the hound doggy pack. What other absurd fantasies do you have today?

I always made sure I was in a position that women came to me and I was damn nice to them, not in a position of servile sniffing up their legs. Honey attracts more bees than vinegar. Which is how I came to be married to an excellent (defined is great looking, high level career, 13 years younger) women. If this is the blue pill life then it's a hell of a lot of fun. I'll take it. Travel, ski, sailing/windsurfing/kitesurfing. Yea I'm consumed with jealousy of the idea of missing out on cruising 1A in south florida in a volvo looking for a granny hummer .

You are correct, I have an astonishing lack of experience with hookers and immediate family. Want to write one of your thesis length posts telling us all about it.

33   MMR   ignore (0)   2017 Apr 16, 9:54am   ↑ like (2)   ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag        

Dan8267 says

My car gets women. A nice, hard-top convertible with looks is a pussy magnet.

Maybe you have a good personality that appeals to your target market, but I have a really hard time seeing an older Volvo C70 convertible as a "pussy magnet" in South Florida.

Nowadays even in a country like India, that wouldn't qualify as a pussy magnet either

34   Dan8267   ignore (3)   2017 Apr 16, 12:56pm   ↑ like (0)   ↓ dislike (1)   quote   flag        

Ironman says

If you think that's what Miami and South Beach are like, then you obviously have never been to Florida chicken ass.

35   Dan8267   ignore (3)   2017 Apr 16, 11:03pm   ↑ like (1)   ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag        

Ironman says

Dan8267 says

If you think that's what Miami and South Beach are like, then you obviously have never been to Florida chicken ass.

But you don't live in Miami or South Beach, you live in Boca Raton...... Duh...

Miami is a short drive away. You suck at geography.

bob2356 says

In the words of the bard "The lady doth protest too much, methinks".

Sorry, but I beat you to it, loser.

Dan8267 says

Ironman says

Which why it has always been questioned exactly which gender Dan is actually interested in (and he doesn't like those other items I listed either).

I'm quite certain that you are a self-hating, closeted homosexual. You are so obsessed with everything gay and who is gay. Methinks the lady doth protest too much.

bob2356 says

I can always use the laughs.

Insane and delusional losers always laugh for no good reason.

You are clearly obsessively jealous, and that could only be because you are not happy in your own life. I'm plenty happy, so I don't give a shit what you thinks. Neither does anybody else. Perhaps if you weren't such a petty and bitter person, people would like you.

36   bob2356   ignore (3)   2017 Apr 17, 5:52am   ↑ like (1)   ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag        

Dan8267 says

2. If we're comparing bedpost notches, you lose by a landslide. Have you even had sex with a new woman in the past 20 years? Oh, snap. Fail.

Dan8267 says

I'm quite certain that you are a self-hating, closeted homosexual.

Dan8267 says

you are clearly projecting your fantasies and hopes onto the situation.

Dan8267 says

involving men who are young, dumb, and full of cum. So they try to impress people and fail at the driving skills. This is quite common among young male drivers desperate for pussy and glory.

Dan8267 says

Hypocrisy and cowardice all wrapped into one.

Dan8267 says

obsessive losers

Dan8267 says

I see no reason to waste my time and energy on such a loser.

Dan8267 says

Another clearly jealous loser

Dan8267 says

Your jealousy

Dan8267 says

you are jealous.

Dan8267 says

e a real loser

Dan8267 says

socially inept loser male

Dan8267 says

makes you a loser

Dan8267 says

Insane and delusional losers

Dan8267 says

obsessively jealous,

Perhaps if you weren't such a petty and bitter person, people would like you.

Yep I can see what a happy person you are. It shows through in every post you make. Well, actually it's pretty well hidden, but I'm sure it's there somewhere.

All this over the suggestion that an old volvo really isn't a pussy magnet. Thanks for showing us what reasoned discourse looks like dan.

In addition to dan not having a clue what irony means I'm detecting a serious case of small dick syndrome at work here. Why else would someone who claims sexual conquest is meaningless spend do much effort bragging about his sexual conquests.

37   BlueSardine   ignore (2)   2017 Apr 17, 6:13am   ↑ like (2)   ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag        

I think it's fair to say that bedpost hasn't had a new notch since georgies shuttered up...

bob2356 says

Dan8267 says

2. If we're comparing bedpost notches, you lose by a landslide.

38   Dan8267   ignore (3)   2017 Apr 17, 8:01am   ↑ like (0)   ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag        

Anyone who thinks that people in South Florida don't go to Miami for fun is an idiot. But what can you expect from a guy who insisted that solar powered wifi repeaters could not possibly work at night.

Dan8267 says

Ironman says

I bet they work really well at night.

Yes, because of something called a rechargeable battery, dumb ass.

#rechargableBatteriesDumbass

And how petty and delusional does a person have to be to obsessively state that someone lives in an apartment -- which isn't a bad thing, anyway -- when it isn't true? To incessantly repeat such a petty lie is the sign of jealousy, bitterness, and a sad and lonely life. I can only conclude that CIC is stuck in a dismal, sexless, and depressing marriage with some fat, ugly pig that he hates. Of course, he would never admit so on PatNet, but if he were happy in his marriage, he would not be so petty and bitter.

No one happy in life is as vile as CIC is.

39   Dan8267   ignore (3)   2017 Apr 17, 8:03am   ↑ like (0)   ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag        

BlueSardine says

I think it's fair to say that bedpost hasn't had a new notch since georgies shuttered up...

Homophobia is so 20th century. Trying to insult a person by calling them gay says a lot more about the speaker than the subject.

40   Blurtman   ignore (1)   2017 Apr 17, 10:49am   ↑ like (0)   ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag        

What is the point of buying a muscle car when you are stuck in traffic commuting to work? I occasionally venture out at rush hour in the greater Seattle area and nobody is going to need that kind of acceleration. A cushy ride with a good sound system, tinted windows, and a Lexus automated man pleaser option (three sizes available, the lube option definitely recommended) is all that one might need.

41   Dan8267   ignore (3)   2017 Apr 17, 10:54am   ↑ like (0)   ↓ dislike (1)   quote   flag        

Looks like I got piggy's goat. I can tell it's his because the ass is red.

And this whole entire thread has been ad hominem, so don't bother be a hypocrite.

42   Dan8267   ignore (3)   2017 Apr 17, 10:56am   ↑ like (0)   ↓ dislike (1)   quote   flag        

Blurtman says

What is the point of buying a muscle car when you are stuck in traffic commuting to work?

That was my original point before the trolls derailed yet another conversation. Honestly, I don't know why Patrick abides them. They add nothing to any conversation.

43   DASKAA   ignore (3)   2017 Apr 17, 11:01am   ↑ like (1)   ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag        

Blurtman says

What is the point of buying a muscle car when you are stuck in traffic commuting to work?

Who said anything about commuting in that thing? Different tools for different jobs.

44   bob2356   ignore (3)   2017 Apr 17, 11:30am   ↑ like (0)   ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag        

Blurtman says

What is the point of buying a muscle car when you are stuck in traffic commuting to work? I occasionally venture out at rush hour in the greater Seattle area

Not everyone lives in the greater Seattle area. I've got plenty of room to play with acceleration. At least at speeds below 75. Higher than that would mean a move out west.

45   bob2356   ignore (3)   2017 Apr 17, 11:33am   ↑ like (0)   ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag        

Dan8267 says

That was my original point before the trolls derailed yet another conversation. Honestly, I don't know why Patrick abides them. They add nothing to any conversation.

Trolls who post bullsshit like:

Dan8267 says

1. My car gets women.

That's adding to the conversation. Not.

46   anonymous   ignore (null)   2017 Apr 17, 11:40am   ↑ like (0)   ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag        

I own a small fleet of vehicles. None of them are even a little bit pussy magnets. But i drive the Expedition when I'm picking up broads, so i can accommodate at least a handful of those drawn to the magnet between my legs. And I don't mind when they cream the seats in that ol beater

47   Dan8267   ignore (3)   2017 Apr 17, 12:13pm   ↑ like (0)   ↓ dislike (1)   quote   flag        

bob2356 says

That's adding to the conversation. Not.

That's not trolling, dumb ass. Furthermore that was part of seven statements countering a lie told by a troll.

You really need to get over your jealousy. Trying to make me feel bad is not only impossible as I have no respect for you, but even if you could accomplish that, it would not make your life any less sad. The key to happiness is self-improvement, not tearing other people down. Until you accept that you will be forever alone and miserable.

48   DASKAA   ignore (3)   2017 Apr 17, 12:45pm   ↑ like (0)   ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag        

How is thread about fastest production drag racing car turned into discussion of sad life of Dan? These don't fucking belong in same galaxy, let alone same thread.

49   Dan8267   ignore (3)   2017 Apr 17, 1:14pm   ↑ like (0)   ↓ dislike (1)   quote   flag        

Piggy spends a lot of time obsessing over me, my car, and where I live. I think he gay loves me. I mean, it's the only explanation. Here, I always thought he was just an asshole, but evidently he fantasizes about me every night. Should I be flattered or scared? Well, he's such a loser that flattery is out of the question. Plus, I have no desire to compete with goats for his affection.

50   Dan8267   ignore (3)   2017 Apr 17, 1:15pm   ↑ like (0)   ↓ dislike (1)   quote   flag        

Straw Man says

How is thread about

Ask your butt-buddies the trolls. However, from your phrasing of the question, it seems you share their jealousy.

51   Dan8267   ignore (3)   2017 Apr 17, 1:16pm   ↑ like (0)   ↓ dislike (1)   quote   flag        

Well, since this is clearly a thunderdome thread now....

PAMPA, TX—Local man Peter Elliott, who calls nearly every person he argues with online a “precious snowflake,” is still getting severely offended at the slightest criticism of President Donald Trump, sources confirmed Monday.

Not, this isn't CIC. It's just another idiot like him. Unfortunately, in our country there are many petty, bitter men who never made anything out of their life. These losers attack any person they can because their own lives are so miserable. This particular man is evidently living in Texas, and CIC smells of New Jersey. So, no, it's just another one of the multitudes of losers out there.

The real problem is that wretches like CIC are not that uncommon.

52   Dan8267   ignore (3)   2017 Apr 17, 1:18pm   ↑ like (0)   ↓ dislike (1)   quote   flag        

Ironman says

CIC is a boy with no penis who obsesses over the penis sizes of other men. Yeah, nothing gay about that. CIC, come out of the closet and you'll be happier. And if you really want to know how big my penis is, just check your VCR for a tape labeled CIC Daughter Gangbang. I'm in there somewhere.

53   Dan8267   ignore (3)   2017 Apr 17, 1:20pm   ↑ like (0)   ↓ dislike (1)   quote   flag        

I'm not normally for abortion, but I'd make an exception for CIC's mother. I'd go back in time and pay for the damn thing myself.

54   Dan8267   ignore (3)   2017 Apr 17, 1:23pm   ↑ like (0)   ↓ dislike (1)   quote   flag        

CIC is like Gerard Butler, if Gerard Butler were a talentless, penniless, homeless dude covered in pissed and and talking incoherently about the government spying on his thoughts.

55   Dan8267   ignore (3)   2017 Apr 17, 1:24pm   ↑ like (0)   ↓ dislike (1)   quote   flag        

The good thing about CIC is that if an alien warship ever scanned the Earth and read his posts, the aliens would conclude that there is no intelligent life on Earth to wipe out and would just move along.

56   Dan8267   ignore (3)   2017 Apr 17, 1:25pm   ↑ like (0)   ↓ dislike (1)   quote   flag        

CIC offers hope to all married couples that no matter how bad things get, at least their marriage isn't like his.

57   Dan8267   ignore (3)   2017 Apr 17, 1:26pm   ↑ like (0)   ↓ dislike (1)   quote   flag        

Why is that fat goat covered in flour? CIC was looking for the wet spot.

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