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A john gone wrong


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2017 May 13, 5:00pm   1,779 views  8 comments

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http://www.unitednews.org/man-from-katy-tx-ordered-prostitute-discovers-wife/

up that will likely cost him his marriage.In a story resembling elements of the classic 1979 Pia Colada Song, the man who we cannot identify for privacy reasons had been using the booking website for some months to hire prostitutes and meet them for sex at motels in neighboring areas. Most ViewedHow A Unique Fruit Is Helping The Fight Against DiabetesOn the most recent occasion, which occurred last weekend, the man told his wife he was going on a fishing trip with friends, when in reality he was travelling to a motel on the outskirts of town.Upon checking into the...

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1   Ceffer   2017 May 13, 6:24pm  

At least now he knows how to get sex from his wife.

2   Rin   2017 May 13, 6:53pm  

First of all, he's doing this stuff in the USA, which is a problem in itself.

Next, the wife-y bargained down from $200 to $150 for two hours. That's a sign that she's a washed up hag and not a woman in her mid-20s to early-30s. Seriously, why are men this pathetic in this day and age? He has to know that within the USA, the stuff is illegal and thus, the only hoe worth her time, charges well over $250/hr, and I'm not just talking about NYC.

And that Pina Colada song is called 'Escape'. And if you want to escape, it's called Montreal Downtown, not some dumpy swampland outside of Houston.

3   Rin   2017 May 13, 7:02pm  

Rin says

not some dumpy swampland outside of Houston

Outside of Texas barbecue (which is excellent, BTW), Houston sucks!

4   HEY YOU   2017 May 13, 7:04pm  

Rin says

some dumpy swampland outside of Houston.

That's funny!

5   CBOEtrader   2017 May 13, 7:20pm  

Rin says

Rin says

not some dumpy swampland outside of Houston

Outside of Texas barbecue (which is excellent, BTW), Houston sucks!

I grew up in Houston. This is spot.fucking.on.

6   BayArea   2017 May 13, 7:40pm  

United News?

Come on lol.

7   RWSGFY   2017 May 13, 8:10pm  

The good news is he actually likes his wife from neck down.

8   BayArea   2017 May 13, 8:26pm  

Straw Man says

The good news is he actually likes his wife from neck down.

We have to see the positive in this situation.

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