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1   APOCALYPSEFUCKisShostikovitch   ignore (36)   2017 May 17, 10:14am   ↑ like (0)   ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag        

People need to be taught it's part of a culinary experience from an early age.

Sitting around a bottle and drinking it is just barbaric.

2   HEY YOU   ignore (7)   2017 May 17, 10:37am   ↑ like (1)   ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag        

Golden Grain & Gatorade, Pussies!

3   Dan8267   ignore (3)   2017 May 17, 10:49am   ↑ like (1)   ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag        

In other news from the Journal of Duh, people get drunk to have sex.

4   Ceffer   ignore (1)   2017 May 17, 6:10pm   ↑ like (2)   ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag        

And the alcohol lobby's goal is to get all the rest to drink alcohol at dangerously high levels, too!

Pusher's anthem: as long as there is profit, piss on them.

5   epitaph   ignore (0)   2017 May 17, 7:17pm   ↑ like (1)   ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag        

Step 1: Make life a living hell for the working class.

Step 2: Wait for them to turn to alcohol to numb them from their shitty existence.

Step 3: ????

Step 4: PROFIT

6   APOCALYPSEFUCKisShostikovitch   ignore (36)   2017 May 17, 7:18pm   ↑ like (1)   ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag        

epitaph says

Step 3: ????

Advertise on busses and subways:

"Drink Fuckjuice and get unlimited head."

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