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Study Finds Not Acting Like A Total Fucking Moron Most Attractive Quality In Potential Mate


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2017 May 26, 4:26am   1,724 views  4 comments

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Saying that no characteristic was a better predictor of success in relationships, a new study released by Carnegie Mellon University’s Department of Psychology on Thursday concluded that not acting like a total fucking moron is the most attractive quality one can find in a potential mate. “Our findings indicate that, far more than physical appearance, wealth, or education level, not being a total dipshit is the single most desirable trait for attracting a romantic partner,” read the study in part, adding that the data demonstrated a robust correlation between behaving like something other than an absolute dumbass and being viewed as a worthy companion. “Nearly all of our experiment’s participants reported stronger feelings of attachment toward persons who did not conduct themselves like they were too goddamn stupid to function even one day in society, ranking them significantly higher than those who seemed incapable of acting like anything but completely nonsensical fuckwits.” Although the study couldn’t definitively determine the reasons behind this phenomenon, it speculated that it might be the result of an evolutionary imperative driving people to not want offspring with shit-for-brains genes.

http://www.theonion.com/article/study-finds-not-acting-total-fucking-moron-most-at-56114

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1   Tenpoundbass   2017 May 26, 6:56am  

What I've noticed about women over the years. Every woman is potentiallly attracted to any man. You have less than five words to make your case. After that you better have the looks if she didn't like what She heard.
Also I've noticed everytime I woman has come over to my house and we're both alone or for what ever reason, if she had a certain freindly chipper flirtyish way about her. If you don't put moves on her, the next time you see her, they are never as lively and friendly to you.

2   Y   2017 May 26, 7:11am  

Well this certainly explains all the pill driven misogynists on this site...

anonymous says

“Nearly all of our experiment’s participants reported stronger feelings of attachment toward persons who did not conduct themselves like they were too goddamn stupid to function even one day in society, ranking them significantly higher than those who seemed incapable of acting like anything but completely nonsensical fuckwits.” Although the study couldn’t definitively determine the reasons behind this phenomenon, it speculated that it might be the result of an evolutionary imperative driving people to not want offspring with shit-for-brains genes.

3   anonymous   2017 May 26, 10:51am  

Tenpoundbass says

What I've noticed about women over the years. Every woman is potentiallly attracted to any man. You have less than five words to make your case. After that you better have the looks if she didn't like what She heard.

Also I've noticed everytime I woman has come over to my house and we're both alone or for what ever reason, if she had a certain freindly chipper flirtyish way about her. If you don't put moves on her, the next time you see her, they are never as lively and friendly to you.

Very astute observation, ToT.

There's nothing wrong with women liking sex.

4   Ceffer   2017 May 26, 11:28am  

I want somebody who loves me unconditionally for myself. If I can't be a total fucking moron, I just can't be myself.

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