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I believe I've discovered a mechanism to minimize dating, once and for all.

It's not just because it's a waste of time and money, which we already know from watching men's monthly bank balances, it's because our physiology is artificially being driven to date.

The treatment involves the use of a realistic RealDoll, some Cialis, and sleeping pills.

The idea here is to take a small amount of Cialis, along with the sleeping agent. Once an erection is achieved, go to bed, stick the tip of one's cock inside the doll's pre-lubed vagina, while holding onto one of the breasts. Do this late at night, during the time of normal sleep.

Now, don't reach orgasm. Instead, hold onto this configuration and fall asleep. In the morning, finish the job and head out to work or school.

Repeat the above for six months. By the end of that time, the body would have adapted to fondling tits while getting one's dick wet and thus, won't be inspired to go out on dates.

This is sleep learning at its best.