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Rin recommends being innoculated from dating

By Rin following x   2017 May 29, 10:57pm 405 views   3 comments   watch   quote     share  

I believe I've discovered a mechanism to minimize dating, once and for all.

It's not just because it's a waste of time and money, which we already know from watching men's monthly bank balances, it's because our physiology is artificially being driven to date.

The treatment involves the use of a realistic RealDoll, some Cialis, and sleeping pills.

The idea here is to take a small amount of Cialis, along with the sleeping agent. Once an erection is achieved, go to bed, stick the tip of one's cock inside the doll's pre-lubed vagina, while holding onto one of the breasts. Do this late at night, during the time of normal sleep.

Now, don't reach orgasm. Instead, hold onto this configuration and fall asleep. In the morning, finish the job and head out to work or school.

Repeat the above for six months. By the end of that time, the body would have adapted to fondling tits while getting one's dick wet and thus, won't be inspired to go out on dates.

This is sleep learning at its best.

1 Ceffer   2017 May 29, 11:48pm   ↑ like (1)   ↑ dislike (1)     quote        

A conditioned penis is a happy penis. Penis conditioning is the path to the future!

2 Rin   2017 May 30, 9:34am   ↑ like (0)   ↑ dislike (0)     quote        

Some more Zeppelin ...

It's also important to listen to some classic rock between boinks! It's also a part of the penis conditioning program!

3 Rin   2017 May 30, 9:39am   ↑ like (0)   ↑ dislike (0)     quote        

And if you use Led Zeppelin, avoid latter albums like Presence, In Through the Out Door, and Coda. Stick with the good stuff ... Led Zep I, II, III (though debatable), IV, Houses of the Holy, & Physical Graffiti.

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