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Ceffer
2017 Jun 1, 12:21am
Gee, it's going to be hard to convince people to beat off to corn smut.
Ceffer
2017 Jun 1, 12:29am
APOCALYPSEFUCK_is_ADORABLE says
If you shove the infected corn ears in your ass, it gets you high.
Ivanka is fashioning them into strap on dildos she will issue under the Ivanka Trump brand.
Sensible, nutritious AND sexy! That's our First Lady!
Dan8267
2017 Jun 1, 11:28am
Smut is good for you
So is porn. Scientific studies have shown that staring at breasts decreases the blood pressure and chance of heart attacks for men. This is true even if it's just a 2D image of breasts.
So cut health care costs by oggling boobies!
Study shows looking at breasts decreases heart disease
The research published in the New England Journal of Medicine claims just 10 minutes of gawking is on par with a 30 minute intense workout.
The scientists say a long look at some craveable curves gives rise to better blood circulation. It gets the heart pumping, leads to lower blood pressure and fewer episodes of coronary artery disease.
The results indicate this guilty pleasure can cut the risk of heart attack and stroke in half and it could extend a man's life by four or five years.
And if this wasn't good enough news the scientists recommend that men over 40 look at larger breasts for more than ten minutes daily to achieve best results.
Yeah, it turns out that sexual desire is part of being healthy, and that includes experiencing a little lust once in a while.
zzyzzx
2017 Jun 1, 11:43am
What about cornhole smut?
Do you have one where it says Chipolte instead of Taco Bell?
Rin
2017 Jun 1, 3:35pm
Scientific studies have shown that staring at breasts decreases the blood pressure and chance of heart attacks for men.
Read my piece on 'Inoculation from dating' ...
https://patrick.net/1306816/2017-05-30-rin-recommends-being-innoculated-from-dating
A big part of the treatment is to hold onto a breast, while one's erect penis is inside a RealDoll, prior to falling sleep.
"For years, scientists have assumed that huitlacoche (WEET-LA-KO-CHEE) — a gnarly, gray-black corn fungus long-savored in Mexico — had nutritional values similar to those of the corn on which it grew. But test results just published in the journal Food Chemistry reveal that an infection that U.S. farmers and crop scientists have spent millions trying to eradicate ["corn smut"], is packed with unique proteins, minerals and other nutritional goodies."
#health