Realtor arrested for being a serial killer!
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1   Ceffer   ignore (1)   2017 Jun 11, 7:21am   ↑ like (0)   ↓ dislike (0)     quote      

He was snacking on baby faces with his pit bull.

2   FortWayne   ignore (0)   2017 Jun 11, 4:42pm   ↑ like (2)   ↓ dislike (0)     quote      

This profession attracts people who were too evil to be bankers.

3   APOCALYPSEFUCKisShostikovitch   ignore (26)   2017 Jun 11, 5:40pm   ↑ like (2)   ↓ dislike (0)     quote      

This is just one that they caught with the face between his teeth.

4   CovfefeButDeadly   ignore (2)   2017 Jun 11, 5:50pm   ↑ like (1)   ↓ dislike (0)     quote      

Are all serial killers realtors or are all realtors serial killers?

5   Strategist   ignore (1)   2017 Jun 11, 6:04pm   ↑ like (0)   ↓ dislike (0)     quote      

Quigley says

What else is he supposed to do when you refuse to sign?

6   Ceffer   ignore (1)   2017 Jun 11, 9:10pm   ↑ like (0)   ↓ dislike (0)     quote      

Fucking White Male says

Are all serial killers realtors or are all realtors serial killers?

I doubt that even Thomas Aquinas could resolve this knotty, philosophical dilemma.

7   Quigley   ignore (0)   2017 Jun 12, 5:18am   ↑ like (2)   ↓ dislike (0)     quote      

Fucking White Male says

Are all serial killers realtors or are all realtors serial killers?

Most serial killers are too honest for that kind of work!

8   BlueSardine   ignore (1)   2017 Jun 12, 5:55am   ↑ like (1)   ↓ dislike (0)     quote      

why they plea bargained the fucker out I have no idea.


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