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The dolphin uprising has begun!


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2017 Jun 22, 8:26am   1,455 views  5 comments

by Dan8267   ➕follow (4)   💰tip   ignore  

Dolphins are awesome! Killer whales, which are dolphins, not whales, have begun fighting human fishermen in Alaskan waters stealing their catches and driving the infidels out of their territory. The dolphins are deporting the illegal immigrants and preventing the poaching of their resources. The E.U. should take notes.

Alaska fishermen ‘chased out’ of Bering Sea by gangs of killer whales

www.youtube.com/embed/EkJ6py7tm8k

This is also clear evidence that there is more than one sentient species on this planet.

#scitech #politics #economics #DolphinsArePeople

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1   Ceffer   2017 Jun 22, 10:11am  

KILL THE FISHERMEN! KILL THEM ALL! ORCA THEIR ASSES!

2   curious2   2017 Jun 22, 12:26pm  

ZOMG the story uses a stock photo! Those people aren't fishermen on a fishing boat, they're sightseers on a whale watching boat. That innocent Orca probably isn't even a member of a motorycle gang. Fake news!

3   georgeliberte   2017 Jun 22, 12:40pm  

Orcas- radicalized Dolphins who attended Cetaceanist schools called madrasas. Most Dolphins are peace loving. Reports of Dolphin gang rape, attempted rape of humans, and murder of baby proposes are fake news! Do not be Cetaceaphobic.

4   Dan8267   2017 Jun 22, 1:47pm  

curious2 says

Those people aren't fishermen on a fishing boat, they're sightseers on a whale watching boat.

That's true, but at least the YouTube video's preview picture doesn't show a random topless chick that appears nowhere in the video like most YouTube videos.

5   Rew   2017 Jun 22, 3:13pm  

Only one solution. Reach out to our allies on this.

www.youtube.com/embed/78YWVaBUmuY

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