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1   curious2   ignore (0)   2017 Jun 22, 3:18pm   ↑ like (0)   ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag        

APOCALYPSEFUCK_is_ADORABLE says

What AMERICA! really needs is dynamic targeting for drone attacks on people who forgot to compliment THE! PLENIPOTENTIARY! for an hour or more.

Great synergies with Google's Nest smoke detectors, each of which includes a microphone that you can't turn off. (Seriously, that's actually true. They say "it's a feature", together with a "presence sensor," enabling them to test the alarm weekly when you're not home.) Now they can protect your family from drone strikes in case your mobile phone battery fails and doesn't radio your mandatory enthusiasm to the All-Hearing Ear.

2   MAGA   ignore (1)   2017 Jun 23, 8:44pm   ↑ like (0)   ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag        

I'm "knobbing" for Realtor's.

3   freespeak   ignore (5)   2017 Oct 15, 7:24pm   ↑ like (0)   ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag        

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