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Only TRUE Trump Fans Will Answer All 7 Of These Questions Correctly
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2017 Jun 24, 3:12am 1,450 views 6 comments
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Y
2017 Jun 24, 4:16am
my reaction is these are fake questions, as one does not have to read the text to provide an answer, but merely identify italics vs normal.
What's your reaction?
Tenpoundbass
2017 Jun 24, 6:19am
Wait? You're bitching about Universal Healthcare now?
You just admitted even if Trump manages to immaculately do everything Obama failed at, you would still hate him. Because TRUMP!
That's the most honest answer I can give you to your list. You filled in my answers too nice touch. Liberal communication for you in a nutshell.
"Silence! Well do your damned talking for you, Thank you very much!"
FuckTheMainstreamMedia
2017 Jun 24, 6:58am
Lol this is where TDS has gone? We're just gonna imagine terrible stuff the President will do?
But you're not hysterical, amirite?
lostand confused
2017 Jun 24, 7:24am
put there as a yuuggee hint to help the Trumpanzees select the correct answer. Doh !
Nice way to win the next election. Theyw ent from deplorables to Trumpanzees.
President Trump institutes gallows and guillotine executions of bankers
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Elizabeth Warren says postive things. Bernie expresses concern about the loss of life but overall positive comments. Huge bipartisan support. Minor complaints from gun advocates at the lack of a belt fed method, but approval nonetheless
Shaman
2017 Jun 24, 7:57am
Trump makes being caught with a REALTOR's license a capital crime.
Patnet goes wild!
Some people hate him, some people love him, but everyone has an opinion about President Trump. What about you—are you a Trump fan? Well, you may CALL yourself a Trump fan, but only TRUE Trump fans will answer all seven of these questions correctly.
Ready to find out if you’re a TRUE Trump fan?
1. President Trump decides to invade Syria. What's your reaction?
_ Oh no, this is not good. There will be huge ramifications for this.
_ Don't care who it is—GO GET 'EM TRUMP! Let's roll in there guns blazin'!
2. President Trump trips and tumbles down the steps of Air Force 1, knocking all of his front teeth out. What do you think?
_ I think that's unfortunate and extremely embarrassing for him. The late night shows are going to have a field day with this.
_ I GUARANTEE he did it on purpose to outmaneuver his enemies. This is classic TRUMP 4D CHESS!
3. President Trump raises taxes and introduces universal healthcare. What do you think?
_ This is awful! He ran his whole campaign saying he was totally against high taxes and universal healthcare!
_ If Trump does it, it must be the right thing to do. Take my money and sign me up!
4. President Trump begins assassinating rival politicians. How do you feel about this?
_ This is totally heinous and unacceptable!
_ GET ON THE TRUMP TRAIN OR GET RUN OVER BY IT! CHOO CHOOOOOO!!!!!!
5. President Trump tweets that "abortion is actually really great and I love it." What do you do?
_ Feel confused and betrayed.
_ Retweet that stuff! The GOD-EMPEROR HAS SPOKEN!
6. President Trump nukes France. What's your reaction?
_ LOL Frenchies are beta. BACK OF THE PACK, FRANCE!
_ Oh no! We've got to do everything we can do to help all of the survivors!
7. It's 2020 and President Trump is running for a second term. Only this time, he adopts Bernie Sanders' entire platform and chooses him as his running mate. Do you vote for Trump?
_ Of course not!
_ There's literally NOTHING he could do to make me not vote for him. TRUMP! TRUMP! TRUMP! TRUMP!
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