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Job opening: planetary protection officer ($187,000 + bennies).

By KimJongUn following x   2017 Aug 2, 2:49pm 222 views   2 comments   watch   quote     share  


Nasa is hiring someone who can defend Earth from alien contamination.

The full-time role of “planetary protection officer” will involve ensuring that humans in space do not contaminate planets and moons, as well as ensuring that alien matter does not infect Earth.

The pay is a six-figure salary: as much as $187,000 a year plus benefits.

http://www.independent.co.uk/news/science/nasa-planetary-protection-earth-aliens-contaminate-space-moon-planet-mars-jupiter-salary-a7872066.html

Sorry, Patrik, no Node.js.

1 Tenpoundbass   ignore (7)   2017 Aug 2, 2:56pm   ↑ like (0)   ↓ dislike (0)     quote        

Elon needs people to crash land into Mars.

2 RealEstateIsBetterThanStocks   ignore (1)   2017 Aug 2, 6:06pm   ↑ like (1)   ↓ dislike (0)     quote        

sounds like it's time to cut Federal funding even MORE!


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