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What happened to private threads, PUBLIC VERSION

By BlueSardine following x   2017 Aug 6, 6:22am 1,069 views   10 comments   watch   sfw   quote     share    


Dan8267 says PatNet used to have private threads that the author would invite people to. I think this was about three months ago. The feature is now gone.

* Safe Space Trigglyfucks lack self discipline to commit the strenuous act of shifting their eyes downwards to the next post when detecting the avatar of a person whose comments
they do not wish to read...
* Female Trigglyfucks lack self discipline due to low or nonexistent testosterone levels.
* Male trigglyfucks lack self-discipline due to a nut size bordering on an NSMB100.
* Banning people is the self-validating action of a Safe-Space Trigglyfuck...

1   PeopleUnited   ignore (2)   2017 Aug 6, 6:30am   ↑ like (1)   ↓ dislike (0)   quote        

I disagree, the feature has expanded and was made easier to use by the ban button. All of his threads are private threads.

6   HEY YOU   ignore (7)   2017 Aug 8, 8:26pm   ↑ like (0)   ↓ dislike (0)   quote        

BlueSardine says

lack self discipline to commit the strenuous act of shifting their eyes downwards to the next post when detecting the avatar of a person whose comments

How dare anyone contradict patnet rule #1:
All threads must be read.
It should only apply to HEY YOU's threads because of the
massive information & intelligence conveyed.

I've got this. FUCK YOU HEY YOU!

7   BlueSardine   ignore (1)   2017 Aug 9, 5:53am   ↑ like (0)   ↓ dislike (0)   quote        

Teach yourself this singular physical act and you gain the ability to conquer the world...

BlueSardine says

Safe Space Trigglyfucks lack self discipline to commit the strenuous act of shifting their eyes downwards to the next post when detecting the avatar of a person whose comments

they do not wish to read...

8   someone else   ignore (0)   2017 Aug 9, 6:48am   ↑ like (0)   ↓ dislike (0)   quote        

No one used the private threads feature. Was it useful?

9   anonymous   ignore (null)   2017 Aug 9, 6:49am   ↑ like (2)   ↓ dislike (0)   quote        

It's still available. Just ban pretty much everyone and then start a thread. Bam! Private time

10   Roidy   ignore (1)   2017 Aug 9, 7:21am   ↑ like (0)   ↓ dislike (0)   quote        

HEY YOU says

How dare anyone contradict patnet rule #1:

All threads must be read.

It should only apply to HEY YOU's threads because of the

massive information & intelligence conveyed.

I've got this. FUCK YOU HEY YOU!

Gentle Reader,

I'm back to my normal state of confusion. I was led to believe that HEY YOU was engaged in performance art, satire, and not just a little bit of irony. Of course I'm from a place where satire is a high art form. Did I get this wrong?

Regards,
Roidy





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