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By jazz_music following x   2017 Aug 20, 12:42pm 1,077 views   4 comments   watch   sfw   quote     share    


The man is not merely a brilliant analytical grammarian, but his stand up comedy talent is off the charts!!! George Carlin would envy the way he delivers this routine and NEVER ONCE cracks up or loses control of his delivery. Masterful, memorable, brilliant. Enjoy it!

Navy vets might call it the "universal adjective"

Here's also George Carlin's fucking take on grammatical analysis too

1   Dan8267   ignore (3)   2017 Aug 20, 2:21pm   ↑ like (0)   ↓ dislike (1)   quote        

The word fuck in the sentence "Mary was fucked by John." is still transitive. The object of the action is Mary. It's just in the passive voice. All verbs can be in the passive voice.

A intransitive verb is one that does not have a subject. For example, throw is transitive because you throw something. John threw the ball. Walk is intransitive in "John walked." and transitive in "John walked the dog.".

2   jazz_music   ignore (2)   2017 Aug 20, 2:30pm   ↑ like (0)   ↓ dislike (0)   quote        

We're all fucked!

4   jazz_music   ignore (2)   2017 Aug 20, 3:09pm   ↑ like (0)   ↓ dislike (0)   quote        

This is just too classic not to resurrect at this time
Take is away, Pebbles! --now enhanced with subtitles for the hearing impaired!





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