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Safe at last!


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2017 Aug 27, 9:27am   5,242 views  5 comments

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by John Henry

I took down my Rebel flag (which you can't buy on EBAY any more) and peeled the NRA sticker off my front window. I disconnected my home alarm system and quit the candy-*** Neighborhood Watch. I bought two Pakistani flags and put one at each corner of the front yard. Then I purchased the black flag of ISIS (which you CAN Buy on EBAY) and ran it up the flag pole.
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Now the local police, sheriff, FBI, CIA, NSA, Homeland Security, Secret Service and other agencies are all watching my house ‪24/7‬. I've NEVER felt safer and I'm saving $69.95 a month that ADT used to charge me.
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Plus, I bought burkas for me to wear when I shop or travel. Everyone moves out of the way, and security can't pat me down. If they say I'm a male wearing a burka, I just say I'm feeling like a woman today.
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Hot Damn...Safe at last.
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1   Patrick   2017 Aug 27, 5:56pm  

Patrick says
I took down my Rebel flag (which you can't buy on EBAY any more) and peeled the NRA sticker off my front window. I disconnected my home alarm system and quit the candy-*** Neighborhood Watch. I bought two Pakistani flags and put one at each corner of the front yard. Then I purchased the black flag of ISIS (which you CAN Buy on EBAY) and ran it up the flag pole.

Wow, I thought you were kidding, but it seems to be true:

http://www.cnn.com/2015/06/23/politics/confederate-flag-ebay/index.html
Not only can you not buy confederate flags from Ebay, but Sears, Walmart, and K-Mart are also banning them.

This seems very wrong to me. No matter what you think about the confederacy, when the entire oligopoly is suppressing freedom of expression, it's very scary.
2   MisdemeanorRebel   2017 Aug 27, 5:59pm  

Freakin' hilarious.

3   mell   2017 Aug 27, 6:46pm  

rando says
This seems very wrong to me. No matter what you think about the confederacy, when the entire oligopoly is suppressing freedom of expression, it's very scary

Absolutely/ And it will give a few lucky ones quite a monetary boost as they can probably sell their confederate stuff now for 10-100x.
4   Strategist   2017 Aug 27, 6:59pm  

Strategist says
I took down my Rebel flag (which you can't buy on EBAY any more) and peeled the NRA sticker off my front window. I disconnected my home alarm system and quit the candy-*** Neighborhood Watch. I bought two Pakistani flags and put one at each corner of the front yard. Then I purchased the black flag of ISIS (which you CAN Buy on EBAY) and ran it up the flag pole.

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Now the local police, sheriff, FBI, CIA, NSA, Homeland Security, Secret Service and other agencies are all watching my house ‪24/7‬. I've NEVER felt safer and I'm saving $69.95 a month that ADT used to charge me.

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Plus, I bought burkas for me to wear when I shop or travel. Everyone moves out of the way, and security can't pat me down. If they say I'm a male wearing a burka, I just say I'm feeling like a woman today.

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Hot Damn...Safe at last.


Ha ha ha. Love it love it love it.
Thanks for posting.
5   Strategist   2017 Aug 27, 7:02pm  

I vote this the best post of the month.

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