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Safe at last!

By KimJongUn following x   2017 Aug 27, 9:27am 629 views   6 comments   watch   quote     share  


by John Henry

I took down my Rebel flag (which you can't buy on EBAY any more) and peeled the NRA sticker off my front window. I disconnected my home alarm system and quit the candy-*** Neighborhood Watch. I bought two Pakistani flags and put one at each corner of the front yard. Then I purchased the black flag of ISIS (which you CAN Buy on EBAY) and ran it up the flag pole.
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Now the local police, sheriff, FBI, CIA, NSA, Homeland Security, Secret Service and other agencies are all watching my house ‪24/7‬. I've NEVER felt safer and I'm saving $69.95 a month that ADT used to charge me.
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Plus, I bought burkas for me to wear when I shop or travel. Everyone moves out of the way, and security can't pat me down. If they say I'm a male wearing a burka, I just say I'm feeling like a woman today.
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Hot Damn...Safe at last.
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1 someone else   ignore (0)   2017 Aug 27, 5:56pm   ↑ like (2)   ↓ dislike (0)     quote        

Patrick says
I took down my Rebel flag (which you can't buy on EBAY any more) and peeled the NRA sticker off my front window. I disconnected my home alarm system and quit the candy-*** Neighborhood Watch. I bought two Pakistani flags and put one at each corner of the front yard. Then I purchased the black flag of ISIS (which you CAN Buy on EBAY) and ran it up the flag pole.

Wow, I thought you were kidding, but it seems to be true:

http://www.cnn.com/2015/06/23/politics/confederate-flag-ebay/index.html
Not only can you not buy confederate flags from Ebay, but Sears, Walmart, and K-Mart are also banning them.

This seems very wrong to me. No matter what you think about the confederacy, when the entire oligopoly is suppressing freedom of expression, it's very scary.
2 TwoScoopsMcGee   ignore (1)   2017 Aug 27, 5:59pm   ↑ like (0)   ↓ dislike (0)     quote        

Freakin' hilarious.

3 mell   ignore (1)   2017 Aug 27, 6:46pm   ↑ like (1)   ↓ dislike (0)     quote        

Patrick says
This seems very wrong to me. No matter what you think about the confederacy, when the entire oligopoly is suppressing freedom of expression, it's very scary

Absolutely/ And it will give a few lucky ones quite a monetary boost as they can probably sell their confederate stuff now for 10-100x.
4 Strategist   ignore (1)   2017 Aug 27, 6:59pm   ↑ like (0)   ↓ dislike (0)     quote        

Strategist says
I took down my Rebel flag (which you can't buy on EBAY any more) and peeled the NRA sticker off my front window. I disconnected my home alarm system and quit the candy-*** Neighborhood Watch. I bought two Pakistani flags and put one at each corner of the front yard. Then I purchased the black flag of ISIS (which you CAN Buy on EBAY) and ran it up the flag pole.

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Now the local police, sheriff, FBI, CIA, NSA, Homeland Security, Secret Service and other agencies are all watching my house ‪24/7‬. I've NEVER felt safer and I'm saving $69.95 a month that ADT used to charge me.

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Plus, I bought burkas for me to wear when I shop or travel. Everyone moves out of the way, and security can't pat me down. If they say I'm a male wearing a burka, I just say I'm feeling like a woman today.

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Hot Damn...Safe at last.


Ha ha ha. Love it love it love it.
Thanks for posting.
5 Strategist   ignore (1)   2017 Aug 27, 7:02pm   ↑ like (0)   ↓ dislike (0)     quote        

I vote this the best post of the month.
6 jazz_music   ignore (2)   2017 Aug 27, 7:10pm   ↑ like (0)   ↓ dislike (0)     quote        

Patrick says
This seems very wrong to me. No matter what you think about the confederacy, when the entire oligopoly is suppressing freedom of expression, it's very scary.


Get or make an ISIS flag or better yet a NAZI flag! Oh hey wait ... can you get a flag for Trump? How about Goldman Sachs or Koch brothers?

Well you can still get a kit to belch smoke out of a pickup truck smokestack. Some things are still sacred.

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