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THE HARDEST HARD CORE MOST DERANGED TRUMP SUPPORTERS

By jazz_music following x   2017 Aug 31, 9:08pm 411 views   12 comments   watch   quote     share  

... are the religious right who see him as a stepping stone to bringing back heaven on earth which will be brought about by the second coming of Christ. See King Darius in the Bible. (book of Ezra) See Hulu series Handmaiden's Tale.


Facts have noting to do with these people's point of view, they ARE white evangelicals who are gripping our country in their delusional quest for power.

Their leaders are just well rehearsed con men who raise up generation after generation of multi-millionaire charletons until the courts finally take them down. Oh yeah, PTL (Praise The Lord show) Jim Bakker is now out of prison and he is back selling shit while claiming "the lord speaks to him about these things." He even has a new blonde toady who strenuously agrees with his pitching especially when he falters and starts wandering more or less incoherently too.
1 Roidy   2017 Aug 31, 9:36pm   ↑ like (1)   ↑ dislike (1)     quote        
Gentle Reader,

Jim Bakker is an idiot attached to a well-groomed beard.

Regards,
Roidy
2 YesYNot   2017 Sep 1, 7:13am   ↑ like (3)   ↑ dislike (3)     quote        
You got 3 downvotes. Must have touched a nerve.
3 HEY YOU   2017 Sep 1, 7:56am   ↑ like (1)   ↑ dislike (1)     quote        
I read a book about Santa Clause,Easter Bunny,Tooth Fairy,Bigfoot.
It's in a book,it's true!

How many are Rep/Con/Nazi voters?
How many of these believe in MAGA,Iraq has WMD,etc.?
Better question,How many believe Republican LIES.
I will not feel sorry for stupid.

Everyone down vote,help j_m set a new record.
4 Dan8267   2017 Sep 2, 7:45pm   ↑ like (0)   ↑ dislike (0)     quote        
YesYNot says
You got 3 downvotes. Must have touched a nerve.


So true.
5 jazz_music   2017 Sep 12, 11:16am   ↑ like (0)   ↑ dislike (0)     quote        
Roidy says
a well-groomed beard.


He doesn't look nearly as perverted as he did back in his heyday with his PTL Club. (Pass The Loot and I just love love love those kids too)

Once evangelicals start believing, all they can do is double down.






Crying game. The man knows how to get in character all right. STILL ON TV!!!! --shakin' down the rubes, believing the grand dream

6 APOCALYPSEFUCK_is_ADORABLE   2017 Sep 12, 11:35am   ↑ like (1)   ↑ dislike (1)     quote        
Didn't he give Tammy a disease that forced her to cover her eyes in tar and made her crazy for farm animals or something like that?
7 Fucking White Male   2017 Sep 12, 11:53am   ↑ like (1)   ↑ dislike (1)     quote        
I'm not sure why you dingbats ejaculate over what is largely a fairy tale built up in your own mind.

Super ironic considering that you think the people who you've concocted this fairy tale about believe in a fairy tale.
8 jazz_music   2017 Sep 12, 12:06pm   ↑ like (0)   ↑ dislike (0)     quote        
Fucking White Male says
Super ironic considering that you think the people who you've concocted this fairy tale about believe in a fairy tale.


Would you buy some of his 25 year survival buckets? --along with the gospel he still amazingly preaches with a straight face now that he's back out of prison again.

"The Lord speaks to him about these things." --Bakker in front of TV audience of prospective buyers
9 Ceffer   2017 Sep 12, 12:06pm   ↑ like (0)   ↑ dislike (0)     quote        
Tammy had anabolic steroid injections in her eyelids and eyebrows to hold up all the mascara. She wanted more, but they told her she would need scaffolding and mortar to hold it up.

She called circus clowns "novices".

Bakker had to tap around and crack her face with a heavy spoon so she could talk.
10 Fucking White Male   2017 Sep 12, 1:11pm   ↑ like (1)   ↑ dislike (1)     quote        
jazz_music says
Fucking White Male says
Super ironic considering that you think the people who you've concocted this fairy tale about believe in a fairy tale.


Would you buy some of his 25 year survival buckets? --along with the gospel he still amazingly preaches with a straight face now that he's back out of prison again.

"The Lord speaks to him about these things." --Bakker in front of TV audience of prospective buyers


Lemme go grab one of the homeless dudes outside and get his political thoughts.
11 Ceffer   2017 Sep 12, 6:20pm   ↑ like (0)   ↑ dislike (0)     quote        
I notice Home Depot has a line of home spackling products based on Tammy Faye's make up secrets.

"I had to wear it, because Jim was always coming at me with those slimy, blubbery Jesus spouting fish lips, and I had to have something to stop him!"
12 Roidy   2017 Sep 13, 6:34am   ↑ like (0)   ↑ dislike (0)     quote        
APOCALYPSEFUCK_is_ADORABLE says
Didn't he give Tammy a disease that forced her to cover her eyes in tar and made her crazy for farm animals or something like that?


Gentle Reader,

Oh those poor farm animals! We need to set up a Go Fund for them.

Regards,
Roidy

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