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Hmmmm, beaver ass


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2017 Sep 4, 10:03pm   2,064 views  5 comments

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http://www.npr.org/sections/thesalt/2014/03/26/293406191/does-beaver-tush-flavor-your-strawberry-shortcake-we-go-myth-busting
Turns out, the scent of beaver is not only pleasant but downright wonderful, wildlife ecologist Joanne Crawford told National Geographic in October.

"I lift up the animal's tail and I'm like, 'Get down there, and stick your nose near its bum,' " she said, adding, "People think I'm nuts. I tell them, 'Oh, but it's beavers; it smells really good.' "


http://www.businessinsider.com/11-disgusting-ingredients-that-arent-advertised-in-food-2012-3
Starbucks' use of crushed beetles in food coloring for its frappuccino products—which it had labeled vegan—is merely the tip of the iceberg.

The cochineal beetle, often used in red food dyes, is one of many disgusting ingredients found in everyday foods.

Vanilla and raspberry flavors might be enhanced by "castoreum," a mixture of the anal secretions and urine of beavers. It's also found in perfume.

The FDA-approved product is categorized under "natural flavoring," so you won't know if you're eating it.


http://www.huffingtonpost.com/entry/beaver-butt-might-be-in-your-ice-cream-heres-what-you-should-know_us_56f1a037e4b09bf44a9ed259
And it’s been used as a flavoring ingredient in foods for at least 80 years as a replacement for vanilla and in some fruit flavorings such as strawberry and raspberry. There is even a castoreum liquor enjoyed by the Swedes that you can make for yourself here.

Castoreum is used primarily in fragrances these days, much like musks are used. Musk, like castoreum to beavers, is extracted from a gland near a deer’s penis, and adds depth and warmth to a fragrance — giving it a sweet, leathery molasses evocation.


Sometimes I think the people who make food just want to fuck with us.

#beaver #ass

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1   steverbeaver   2017 Sep 4, 10:10pm  

Nice. No need for me to go to the processed foods though. I intentionally seek out some beaver ass to taste. I like blondes, browns, or reds preferably.
2   Ceffer   2017 Sep 4, 11:06pm  

Right! The next thing you'll be telling me is they make salad dressing out of cum farts.
3   FNWGMOBDVZXDNW   2017 Sep 5, 8:06am  

My recollection is that food and cosmetic makers don't even know what is in the foods they box up for you. They purchase the flavoring mixtures from 3rd parties who keep formulations secret.
4   HEY YOU   2017 Sep 5, 9:12am  

I prefer the slight hint of strawberry and a sprinkling of beetle in my bowl of beaver shit.
5   Ceffer   2017 Sep 5, 11:51am  

I can see the want ad, "Beaver Anal Gland Harvester Wanted, good $$$! This is NOT a porn ad!"

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