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Help, I Can't Stop Hooking Up With Trump Supporters

By Booger following x   2017 Sep 11, 3:16pm 339 views   13 comments   watch   quote     share  

https://www.glamour.com/story/hooking-up-with-trump-voters-essay

I knew we'd never be anything more to each other than a hookup, but I didn’t care. The sex was hot, and it was uncomplicated in the sense that neither of us expected—or even really wanted—any strings attached.

All that witty banter about tax codes, emails, and border walls was the foreplay I never knew I needed.

I assumed it was a onetime experiment, but shortly after we ended things I started sleeping with yet another Trumpster who I was inexplicably attracted to. This, I'm sorry to say, was after Trump had secured the nomination.

But once again the thrill of the election and the friction of our differences made the passion so much more palpable in bed. So I pushed aside his ingrained bigotry and instead let it wash over me, filling me with a desire to prove him wrong—or maybe to just be on top of him.
As much as I don't like the idea of sleeping with people whose values are clearly the opposite of my own, I can’t seem to stop, especially since the election. I’m an extremely competitive person and knowing that the guy I’m with is on the “winning” team just forces that competitiveness into overdrive.
1 Blurtman   2017 Sep 11, 3:34pm   ↑ like (3)   ↑ dislike (3)     quote        
Basically it comes down to Ivanka or Chelsea.
2 Quigley   2017 Sep 11, 6:26pm   ↑ like (1)   ↑ dislike (1)     quote        
I understand how it could be hard to work up some attraction to a pansy-boy Hillbot! She's fighting her better sense, in a desperate effort to become ... what? A cat-lady or lesbian?
3 just_passing_through   2017 Sep 11, 8:44pm   ↑ like (3)   ↑ dislike (3)     quote        
I just ride em til they buck me. If they don't buck soon enough I start doing things like watching fox news even though I don't watch fox news.

Can't even count how many times I've had chicks pissed off hanging out on my back patio while I'm doing that. Always takes more than fox news though. Except for one. One got the hint right away.
4 Strategist   2017 Sep 11, 8:48pm   ↑ like (2)   ↑ dislike (2)     quote        
Booger says
But once again the thrill of the election and the friction of our differences made the passion so much more palpable in bed. So I pushed aside his ingrained bigotry and instead let it wash over me, filling me with a desire to prove him wrong—or maybe to just be on top of him.
As much as I don't like the idea of sleeping with people whose values are clearly the opposite of my own, I can’t seem to stop, especially since the election. I’m an extremely competitive person and knowing that the guy I’m with is on the “winning” team just forces that competitiveness into overdrive.


I'm perfect for this gal. Booger, can you give her my number? Thanks
6 errc   2017 Sep 12, 7:36pm   ↑ like (0)   ↑ dislike (0)     quote        
Maybe if she would remove that horrible tattoo on her forearm. Wtf
7 Patrick   2017 Sep 12, 8:01pm   ↑ like (8)   ↑ dislike (8)     quote        
"A tattoo on a woman is proof of poor judgment. And when I want to get laid quickly, I look for a woman with poor judgment."
8 mell   2017 Sep 12, 8:27pm   ↑ like (1)   ↑ dislike (1)     quote        
Patrick says
"A tattoo on a woman is proof of poor judgment. And when I want to get laid quickly, I look for a woman with poor judgment."

lol
9 just_passing_through   2017 Sep 12, 8:32pm   ↑ like (0)   ↑ dislike (0)     quote        
Patrick says
"A tattoo on a woman is proof of poor judgment. And when I want to get laid quickly, I look for a woman with poor judgment."


Haha yeah! Like smoker chicks. Poor judgement and hedonistic too. A drawback: They used to have bad breath but now with vaps popular it might smell of strawberries!
10 Strategist   2017 Sep 12, 8:35pm   ↑ like (2)   ↑ dislike (2)     quote        
Booger says


Honey, I have a dick that wants to check out your pussy.
11 mell   2017 Sep 12, 8:48pm   ↑ like (1)   ↑ dislike (1)     quote        
The tattoo is bad, but she's hot.
12 BayArea   2017 Sep 13, 6:59am   ↑ like (2)   ↑ dislike (2)     quote        
Patrick says
"A tattoo on a woman is proof of poor judgment. And when I want to get laid quickly, I look for a woman with poor judgment."


So true. My life experience tells me that if a woman has tattoo(s), promiscuity is high.
13 P N Dr Lo R   2017 Sep 13, 8:43am   ↑ like (0)   ↑ dislike (0)     quote        
BayArea says
promiscuity is high


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