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Face ID

By Heraclitusstudent following x   2017 Sep 12, 11:52am 590 views   4 comments   watch   sfw   quote     share    

Because... your finger prints information aren't enough, the NSA needs to be able to recognize you automatically from a picture.
Total surveillance demands it.
1   HEY YOU   ignore (7)   2017 Sep 12, 1:40pm   ↑ like (0)   ↓ dislike (0)     quote      

Don't buy an iPhone X?
Putting important info on a phone is like putting cash in a safe & not locking it.
So how's this wonderful technology working out.
2   Satoshi_Nakamoto   ignore (0)   2017 Sep 12, 1:52pm   ↑ like (0)   ↓ dislike (0)     quote      

Face ID has been implemented in IBM laptops (back when IBM had laptop division). Didn't work very well.
3   goat   ignore (0)   2017 Sep 12, 8:37pm   ↑ like (0)   ↓ dislike (0)     quote      

intel has a camera (realsense) that uses a combo of both regular photo + infrared. Gets around that nasty problem of someone being able to just stick a photo of your face in front of your laptop to unlock it lol.
4   Dan8267   ignore (3)   2017 Sep 13, 8:09am   ↑ like (0)   ↓ dislike (0)     quote      

People should just do what I do. Use the head of your penis as your facial recognition authentication. The software can't tell the difference between that and a real human head if you glue googly eyes on your wang and draw a smiley face, and I had that done already. Now the NSA gets a nice surprise whenever they try to look up my image.

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