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Look, I believe that the young Hillary Clinton was a pretty woman

By Rin following x   2017 Sep 12, 5:15pm 636 views   31 comments   watch   quote     share  

Ok, here are some of her younger shots ...

From my thread ...

http://patrick.net/post/1297124/if-hillary-clinton-actually-worked-out-2-hrs-per-day-would-she-be-attractive


And others from the Bill Clinton era ...





Now c'mon, she ain't so bad.

If she'd worked out 2 hours per day, waxed off the hair below the eye brows, gotten breast implants, and had lesbian threesomes with other women... let's be honest, she'd be a very hot woman!
1 Rin   2017 Sep 12, 5:18pm   ↑ like (2)   ↑ dislike (2)     quote        
You guys are being judgemental because she'd aged poorly (probably due to the lack of exercise/poor diet) and is the wicked witch of the east.
2 Strategist   2017 Sep 12, 5:53pm   ↑ like (3)   ↑ dislike (3)     quote        
I give Hillary a "7".
Ivanka gets an "8"
First Lady gets a "9.5"
Maxine Waters gets a "0"
3 Tenpoundbass   2017 Sep 12, 6:00pm   ↑ like (2)   ↑ dislike (2)     quote        
She had rashes and bad BO even back then. That's why She never showed skin.
4 Ceffer   2017 Sep 12, 6:13pm   ↑ like (5)   ↑ dislike (5)     quote        
She had a stenchy twat that drew immense hirsute lesbians from miles around.
5 Rin   2017 Sep 12, 6:24pm   ↑ like (0)   ↑ dislike (0)     quote        
Tenpoundbass says
She had rashes and bad BO even back then. That's why She never showed skin.


Aloe Vera and soap solves that problem.
7 WookieMan   2017 Sep 12, 6:50pm   ↑ like (1)   ↑ dislike (1)     quote        
Rin says
Now c'mon, she ain't so bad

Yes she is. Sorry, not politics at all, that face needs some work. I don't dig it at all. Work out or not.
8 just_passing_through   2017 Sep 12, 7:11pm   ↑ like (2)   ↑ dislike (2)     quote        
And that voice! gah!
9 Rin   2017 Sep 12, 7:24pm   ↑ like (0)   ↑ dislike (0)     quote        
just_passing_through says
And that voice! gah!


Yah, but that's her, channeling Golda Meir or Margaret Thatcher, pretending to be a world leader.

If she simply used more vernacular like ...

"I want to double team that busty chick with you! You put your cock in her mouth while I jam this strap-on dildo into her vulva!"

She'd make for quite the companion.
10 Rin   2017 Sep 12, 7:32pm   ↑ like (0)   ↑ dislike (0)     quote        
WookieMan says
that face needs some work


Dude, not everyone can look like the following ...



We're not talking about a model here, we're talking about a decent looking woman, with the right attitude, that's fucking another gal with a guy, with her not-so-Super-Model face, but working out 2 hrs per day, having the following physique ...

11 Rin   2017 Sep 12, 7:38pm   ↑ like (1)   ↑ dislike (1)     quote        
The starting problem is that Hillary doesn't have this woman's exercise attitude ...

12 komputodo   2017 Sep 12, 10:28pm   ↑ like (2)   ↑ dislike (2)     quote        
Strategist says
I give Hillary a "7".
Ivanka gets an "8"
First Lady gets a "9.5"
Maxine Waters gets a "0"


I give young Hillary a "6", old hillary a "1",.
Ivanka gets an "9"
First Lady gets a "9.5"
Michelle Obama gets a "4"
Maxine Waters gets a "-2"
13 komputodo   2017 Sep 12, 10:33pm   ↑ like (1)   ↑ dislike (1)     quote        
Rin says
Tenpoundbass says
She had rashes and bad BO even back then. That's why She never showed skin.


Aloe Vera and soap solves that problem.


I've heard that old waste engine oil is good for dog mange.
14 APOCALYPSEFUCK_is_ADORABLE   2017 Sep 12, 11:07pm   ↑ like (2)   ↑ dislike (2)     quote        
Ceffer says
She had a stenchy twat that drew immense hirsute lesbians from miles around.


They'd pull up in old Chrylsers and Ford pickups at Wellesley College, their noses twitching and bellowing, "Whose got a twat that needs a munching! Is that you IHLlary! with that fragrant tweetee!?"

The dorm proctors would have to chase them away with brooms and buckets of water and tie up IHLlary with duct tape when she'd fly into raging heat and barking for her paramours to come and "eat me like a gravy-soaked biscuit! I tell you it's LOVE!"

Radcliffe IHLs once fabricated a homemade dirigible and attempted a commando style raid on IHLlary lesbian redoubt but the security guards figured something was up with IHLlary staring moon faced out the window that night and moaning while she stroked herself in front of the quad. Hawkeyed Wellesley College security sharp shooters took out the dirigible the moment it appeared at the campus gates.
15 Ceffer   2017 Sep 12, 11:57pm   ↑ like (2)   ↑ dislike (2)     quote        
Wellesley College made a fortune on IHhilary scented transmission fluid called "Swamp Creature", sold with knobby strap-ons in the campus book store.
16 APOCALYPSEFUCK_is_ADORABLE   2017 Sep 13, 3:12am   ↑ like (0)   ↑ dislike (0)     quote        
Ford sued them to stop using the term Dextron Compatible on the cans. It got pretty ugly. Rosie O'Donnell appeared during the court proceedings and commanded the judge to "Suck my dick!"
17 Blurtman   2017 Sep 13, 3:47am   ↑ like (1)   ↑ dislike (1)     quote        
Rin says
Now c'mon, she ain't so bad.


You are not looking at the rest of her. Lard bottom. Cankles. Likely even back then. Looking good is bowing to the prevailing white man oppressor's sexist world view. C'mon, large bottomed black sisters, let's overturn the paradigm!
18 lostand confused   2017 Sep 13, 4:52am   ↑ like (2)   ↑ dislike (2)     quote        
Rin-next you are going to sy with proper exercise and diet-she would look hot??
19 SpecialSnowflake   2017 Sep 13, 7:18am   ↑ like (1)   ↑ dislike (1)     quote        
Is this time for Rin's yearly post on his IHLary fixation again? Time flies....
20 georgeliberte   2017 Sep 13, 7:58am   ↑ like (2)   ↑ dislike (2)     quote        
Pepe was better
21 Rin   2017 Sep 13, 8:54am   ↑ like (0)   ↑ dislike (0)     quote        
lostand confused says
Rin-next you are going to sy with proper exercise and diet-she would look hot??


Look, there's only so much one can do with a scowling frown like that but here's a first step...



Now, she ain't so scary anymore.
22 Rin   2017 Sep 13, 9:07am   ↑ like (0)   ↑ dislike (0)     quote        
Blurtman says
Lard bottom.


With a daily 2 hour workout: Weights/Squats, Yoga, Pilates, etc ... she'll have Beyonce's ass.

23 Dan8267   2017 Sep 13, 12:05pm   ↑ like (0)   ↑ dislike (0)     quote        
Rin says
Look, I believe that the young Hillary Clinton was a pretty woman


Beauty is all about youth, health, and fertility. Most women are beautiful when they are young. Almost all women get that for free because youth is the prime factor in beauty. Add to that make up, and it's pretty much a woman's fault if she isn't beautiful from puberty to 29.

However, Hillary Clinton is a terrible person on the inside, so who cares? She's the quintessential selfish, lying, manipulative politician/lawyer. She's exactly like Dick Cheney. Would you want to have sex with Dick Cheney even if his brain was transplanted into a supermodel?
24 Rin   2017 Sep 13, 2:39pm   ↑ like (0)   ↑ dislike (0)     quote        
Dan8267 says
Rin says
Look, I believe that the young Hillary Clinton was a pretty woman


Beauty is all about youth, health, and fertility. Most women are beautiful when they are young. Almost all women get that for free because youth is the prime factor in beauty. Add to that make up, and it's pretty much a woman's fault if she isn't beautiful from puberty to 29.

However, Hillary Clinton is a terrible person on the inside, so who cares? She's the quintessential selfish, lying, manipulative politician/lawyer. She's exactly like Dick Cheney. Would you want to have sex with Dick Cheney even if his brain was transplanted into a supermodel?


Dan, we're practically best of friends on the 'net; this has nothing to do with whether or not, Hillary Clinton is Evil Incarnate. Yes, I know, she's Evil and yes, she probably needs to be burnt at the stake, despite the fact that we're in the 21st century.

I'm simply taking an initial starting point, and then, extrapolating for the best, given the fact that reality has completely failed us.
25 Ceffer   2017 Sep 13, 3:33pm   ↑ like (0)   ↑ dislike (0)     quote        
APOCALYPSEFUCK_is_ADORABLE says
Ford sued them to stop using the term Dextron Compatible on the cans. It got pretty ugly. Rosie O'Donnell appeared during the court proceedings and commanded the judge to "Suck my dick!"


This led to years of litigation and millions of dollars in legal fees over the definition of "dick". The lawyers and judge all retired and the case went nowhere, as the Founding Fathers intended.
27 georgeliberte   2017 Sep 15, 9:27am   ↑ like (1)   ↑ dislike (1)     quote        
Rin. If she looked like that she might be president. Then she would claim there was no sexism.
Anyway, someone seems to think she has nice hair
https://www.nytimes.com/2017/09/13/business/dealbook/martin-shkreli-jail.html
28 Rin   2017 Sep 16, 9:08pm   ↑ like (0)   ↑ dislike (0)     quote        
georgeliberte says

Rin. If she looked like that she might be president. Then she would claim there was no sexism.


A lot of potential was wasted.
29 Ceffer   2017 Sep 16, 11:20pm   ↑ like (1)   ↑ dislike (1)     quote        
A Klingon would fuck her, if she had a bag over her head.
30 Rin   2017 Sep 17, 8:07am   ↑ like (0)   ↑ dislike (0)     quote        
Ceffer says
A Klingon would fuck her, if she had a bag over her head.


I think you guys are too focused on the present day Resident Evil on not on the lost potential of having a globe trekking fuck buddy, who'll bang other hoes with you.
31 Rin   2017 Sep 18, 8:30am   ↑ like (0)   ↑ dislike (0)     quote        
I almost did it last night.

I was very close to the same dream control as in 'Inception' ...

A young, fit, and busty Hillary Clinton was getting it on a big breasted Natalie Portman while my cock was grinding against Natalie's ass. Then, I woke up.




It's a start in the right direction.

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