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Bitch is already on the clearance rack.

By Tenpoundbass following x   2017 Sep 12, 6:30pm 572 views   22 comments   watch   quote     share  


1 rpanic01   ignore (0)   2017 Sep 12, 7:00pm   ↑ like (2)   ↑ dislike (2)     quote        

Gets low enough maybe I'll buy a bunch for litter box liner.
3 Blurtman   ignore (1)   2017 Sep 13, 5:01am   ↑ like (2)   ↑ dislike (2)     quote        

Need to market that cover on dartboards, toilet bowls, etc.
4 Booger   ignore (0)   2017 Sep 13, 5:37am   ↑ like (1)   ↑ dislike (1)     quote        

Blurtman says
Need to market that cover on dartboards, toilet bowls, etc


Is cafepress broken?
5 anonymous   ignore (1)   2017 Sep 13, 6:10am   ↑ like (0)   ↑ dislike (0)     quote        

How does her cunt taste, captain?
6 Tenpoundbass   ignore (6)   2017 Sep 13, 9:13am   ↑ like (3)   ↑ dislike (3)     quote        

anonymous says
How does her cunt taste, captain?


Like rancid welfare cheese.
7 TwoScoopsMcGee   ignore (1)   2017 Sep 13, 1:57pm   ↑ like (1)   ↑ dislike (1)     quote        

You ever see a NYT #1 Bestseller marked down hours after it comes out?

Wonder how many copies Media Matters and the "Anne Frank" Foundation (disgusting to use that girl's name in a hack group) brought?
8 APOCALYPSEFUCK_is_ADORABLE   ignore (5)   2017 Sep 13, 2:07pm   ↑ like (1)   ↑ dislike (1)     quote        

Her fans thought that there would be plenty of pictures of Houma with her knees behind her ears. So no one who should have wanted to read it actually bought it
9 beershrine   ignore (0)   2017 Sep 13, 5:54pm   ↑ like (0)   ↑ dislike (0)     quote        

Those are NOT sustainable.
10 APOCALYPSEFUCK_is_ADORABLE   ignore (5)   2017 Sep 13, 6:04pm   ↑ like (1)   ↑ dislike (1)     quote        

The rumors of Houma shrieking, "You insane fucking sow! No biting the lady bits!, you fucking idiot!" in the book aren't true.
11 FortWayne   ignore (1)   2017 Sep 13, 6:15pm   ↑ like (0)   ↑ dislike (0)     quote        

She's a fame junkie
12 Ceffer   ignore (1)   2017 Sep 13, 6:24pm   ↑ like (1)   ↑ dislike (1)     quote        

She needed to call it "Ponderings of An Overreaching Political Psychopath" and it needed a Rosie O'Donnell centerfold to really get sales.

What lame marketing.
13 APOCALYPSEFUCK_is_ADORABLE   ignore (5)   2017 Sep 13, 6:31pm   ↑ like (4)   ↑ dislike (4)     quote        

She needed to call her latest book "MEIN! CUHNT!" and written a book confessing that her husband is a rapist whom she enjoyed watching battering and raping innocent women whose sexuality she loathed.

"REAL! WOMEN! EAT! CUNT!, exactly as the Founding Fathers intended." should have been the first sentence and set the tone for the rest of the book.

It would have spiked and stayed on the best seller lists for decades.
14 anonymous   ignore (1)   2017 Sep 13, 6:50pm   ↑ like (0)   ↑ dislike (0)     quote        

APOCALYPSEFUCK_is_ADORABLE says
Her fans thought that there would be plenty of pictures of Houma with her knees behind her ears. So no one who should have wanted to read it actually bought it


huh? you're forgetting scratch and sniff. it made the captain hungry and sent to the kitchen to make a ripe sammitch.
16 komputodo   ignore (0)   2017 Sep 13, 8:54pm   ↑ like (1)   ↑ dislike (1)     quote        

There is a PDF version on ebay for $2.99
17 Booger   ignore (0)   2017 Sep 14, 5:16am   ↑ like (4)   ↑ dislike (4)     quote        

Amazon deleted hundreds of comments to force five star rating!!!!
18 georgeliberte   ignore (0)   2017 Sep 14, 7:38am   ↑ like (1)   ↑ dislike (1)     quote        

Even the desert does not like HRC
22 TwoScoopsMcGee   ignore (1)   2017 Sep 14, 7:40pm   ↑ like (0)   ↑ dislike (0)     quote        

You're on a roll, Booger.

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