Ladies and gentlemen, boys and girls, children of all ages… Come one, come all for the show of a lifetime!
Maximilian’s Magnificent Traveling Circus is pleased (no, thrilled!) to introduce its latest spectacular performer! Hailing all the way from an emotionally withholding childhood in Queens, this next act has spent a lifetime learning how to astound, baffle, and AMAZE! So now, ladies and gentlemen, give a huge round of applause for our next act…
The Incredible Flip-Flopper!
Yes, folks! You’ve all heard the rumors, but look out… Because he’s real. He’s unpredictable. And he’s in this very room! So please, stand aghast and astonished at he juggles his poorly-conceived immigration policies. (Notice how he balances ever-so-carefully on the tightrope between outright racism and a 35% approval rating!). And then, right as it looks as if he might plummet into the pit of impeachment, get ready for his signature move…
The Incredible Flip-Flop!
Tremendous! The man is simply astounding!!! But what’s that, you say? How does he do it? How can the Incredible Flip-Flopper unveil an APPALLING immigration policy one day, and then meet with Democrat leaders to BAFFLINGLY renege on his earlier statements, and then immediately tweet out at 3 A.M. (WAY TOO EARLY!) that this meeting didn’t change his mind, and then MERE HOURS LATER announce that it actually did change his mind and that he now supports new DACA legislation!
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Maximilian’s Magnificent Traveling Circus is pleased (no, thrilled!) to introduce its latest spectacular performer! Hailing all the way from an emotionally withholding childhood in Queens, this next act has spent a lifetime learning how to astound, baffle, and AMAZE! So now, ladies and gentlemen, give a huge round of applause for our next act…
The Incredible Flip-Flopper!
Yes, folks! You’ve all heard the rumors, but look out… Because he’s real. He’s unpredictable. And he’s in this very room! So please, stand aghast and astonished at he juggles his poorly-conceived immigration policies. (Notice how he balances ever-so-carefully on the tightrope between outright racism and a 35% approval rating!). And then, right as it looks as if he might plummet into the pit of impeachment, get ready for his signature move…
The Incredible Flip-Flop!
Tremendous! The man is simply astounding!!! But what’s that, you say? How does he do it? How can the Incredible Flip-Flopper unveil an APPALLING immigration policy one day, and then meet with Democrat leaders to BAFFLINGLY renege on his earlier statements, and then immediately tweet out at 3 A.M. (WAY TOO EARLY!) that this meeting didn’t change his mind, and then MERE HOURS LATER announce that it actually did change his mind and that he now supports new DACA legislation!
You won’t BELIEVE these flip-flops!
More: https://www.mcsweeneys.net/articles/introducing-the-incredible-flip-flopper
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