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I Honestly Can Not Believe I’m Still Getting Away With This - by Benny Hinn


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2017 Sep 17, 6:29am   3,834 views  13 comments

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2   Shaman   2017 Sep 17, 8:26am  

That guy is a charlatan of the first order! He Gives Christians everywhere a bad name. But mostly he just fleeces Christians for millions hoping for a miracle!
3   Ceffer   2017 Sep 17, 10:41am  

Charlatans and con artists have a somewhat symbiotic relation with their "victims", because they operate on the principle of supply and demand.

"Victims" demand mythology, charlatans supply it at cost.
4   HEY YOU   2017 Sep 18, 8:32am  

Listening to TV preachers is like listening to R & D politicians.
Nothing good can come out of it.
5   mell   2017 Sep 18, 8:58am  

jazz_music says
Joel Fucking Osteen in Houston is another prosperity bible salesman with the largest congregation in America.

http://beginningandend.com/prosperity-gospel-wild-joel-osteen-myles-munroe-charging-100-services/


That may be all true, but you have the choice to donate or not - why worry about those who do? It's like any other addiction if you go broke on it. The government however takes your money at gunpoint with the threat of jail. That is real robbery.
6   joeyjojojunior   2017 Sep 18, 9:03am  

mell says


That may be all true, but you have the choice to donate or not - why worry about those who do? It's like any other addiction if you go broke on it. The government however takes your money at gunpoint with the threat of jail. That is real robbery.


The government provides services that you must pay for--military, roads, retirement, unemployment aid, etc.. This ahole takes your money and buys himself homes and boats, and whatever else he wants.
7   Strategist   2017 Sep 18, 9:23am  

Notice....It's the believers in God who are always the suckers. Atheists don't get suckered into such nonsense.
If you are foolish enough to believe in the nonsense in the Bible, you are foolish enough to get taken by these con men.
8   MAGA   2017 Sep 18, 1:56pm  

https://www.netjets.com/Home/

What's wrong with Netjets? The benefit of a private plane without the cost.
9   Strategist   2017 Sep 18, 4:07pm  

Wow. How do I get suckers to give me all their money? Do I go to a Church first?
10   Strategist   2017 Sep 18, 6:51pm  

anonymous says
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Gosh, thanks anonymous, I never realized how easy it was to become a conman and make a good living off the suckers who are born every minute. From this day forward, I devote my life to continuing the work of our savior, Jesus Christ. I will cure all the diseases of those who have faith in me and bring happiness to their lives by taking all their money. They will no longer have money, the root of all evil. I hereby take on their burden of evil upon myself, so that they may live in happiness, while I live a tormented life with all their evil money. I sacrifice myself for all of humanity. Now, if someone could just help me pick out the perfect Lear Jet.
How am I doing so far, BAO?
11   Hircus   2017 Sep 18, 7:36pm  

So this guy just up and admits that he's a fraud after all these years? Why? Guilt?

You know, I think a reasonable argument could be made in favor of people like him (those who claim to god-heal). The placebo effect (aka hope) is well proven to be beneficial, from what I've heard. If that's true...then they're not frauds - they actually DO sell legitimate healing (er, well, a chance at some minor healing), if the receiver believes strong enough so as to get a placebo benefit from it. Hm, interesting ethical dilemma - lie to people to help them.
12   Strategist   2017 Sep 19, 8:43am  

anonymous says
I'm convinced you are the chosen one ! Where do I send my donation to help buy my way into the good life ?


This is awesome. They're already throwing money at me and I haven't even started.
Please do send me your money. I even have a 2 for 1 miracle special going. If you send in your donations by 5pm today, I am throwing in a free miracle.
The Lord has also asked me to start a telephone service that allows you to directly talk to God. For $99.95 a minute you can talk to God all you want. Just call 1-800-SUCKERS and have your credit card ready.
This is so cool. You know, I have never read the Bible. Maybe I should find one and catch up on some shit. That way when my followers ask stupid questions, I can give them stupid answers.
13   Shaman   2017 Sep 19, 8:46am  

Strategist says
This is so cool. You know, I have never read the Bible. Maybe I should find one and catch up on some shit.


You really should. Who knows? You might learn something valuable!

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