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Joel Fucking Osteen in Houston is another prosperity bible salesman with the largest congregation in America.
http://beginningandend.com/prosperity-gospel-wild-joel-osteen-myles-munroe-charging-100-services/
That may be all true, but you have the choice to donate or not - why worry about those who do? It's like any other addiction if you go broke on it. The government however takes your money at gunpoint with the threat of jail. That is real robbery.
Preaching well is a lost art. Fortunately for you, we at The Babylon Bee are determined to help you reclaim it. Liberally employ these eight tested and true sermon preparation hacks, and your congregation will be gushing about your Spurgeon-esque skills in hushed tones of reverence in no time.
1.) Start with the meaning you want, and contort the Bible passage to fit. The problem with building your sermon around a passage of Scripture is that you might come to some, shall we say, uncomfortable conclusions. But if you start with the conclusion you want and just mangle the Bible passage to fit, you don’t have to worry about tickin’ anyone off!
2.) Open Logos Software, then minimize it while you kill time on Facebook for a few hours. Open Logos or your favorite Bible program, and then immediately hide that sucker and just browse your social network of choice for hours on end. Trust us: God will give you some great sermon ideas while you watch funny cat videos.
3.) Bin...
I'm convinced you are the chosen one ! Where do I send my donation to help buy my way into the good life ?
This is so cool. You know, I have never read the Bible. Maybe I should find one and catch up on some shit.
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