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WTF "Mad Pooper" Really?

By WookieMan following x   2017 Sep 19, 6:35pm 690 views   10 comments   watch   sfw   quote     share    


http://denver.cbslocal.com/2017/09/19/colorado-springs-mad-pooper/ Jesus. Prayers. Amen.
#MadPooper
1   APOCALYPSEFUCKisShostikovitch   ignore (26)   2017 Sep 19, 6:48pm   ↑ like (2)   ↓ dislike (0)     quote      

You wait.

Before his is all over, TRUMPLIGULA! is going to be doing this and getting on all fours and eating it.

The kids will make sure it only appears on pay per view and they get all proceeds of the hit EPSN show, "DONNIE! EAT! MOO!"
2   P N Dr Lo R   ignore (1)   2017 Sep 19, 6:53pm   ↑ like (0)   ↓ dislike (0)     quote      

Denver--doesn't surprise me too much.

Comment from: Dale Warren

September 19, 2017 at 11:36 am

"Maybe this person is a radical, alt-Left, anti-American, socialist, Progressive who simply self-identifies as a pet dog. I mean, if people can self-identify their own preferred gender regardless of the objective reality of science and biology, on what basis can prohibiting someone from self-identifying his or her own species and acting accordingly be considered out of bounds and over the top? Local Progressive Democrats could just mandate the issuance of pooper scoopers to every resident—at taxpayer expense, of course."
3   Ceffer   ignore (1)   2017 Sep 19, 7:55pm   ↑ like (1)   ↓ dislike (0)     quote      

How do they know she's mad? Maybe she's obtaining a great sense of joy and release leaving steamers everywhere
4   Quigley   ignore (0)   2017 Sep 19, 7:58pm   ↑ like (1)   ↓ dislike (0)     quote      

Maybe the reason she's leaving a mud monkey on their lawn every day is she has IBS or something that makes a surprise shit absolutely inevitable!
5   Ceffer   ignore (1)   2017 Sep 19, 8:01pm   ↑ like (0)   ↓ dislike (0)     quote      

I did see an endurance marathon on tv once and a guy just stopped, pulled down his shorts, and took a quick, ejectile dump on live tv before proceeding on.
6   WookieMan   ignore (0)   2017 Sep 19, 8:11pm   ↑ like (0)   ↓ dislike (0)     quote      

Quigley says
Maybe the reason she's leaving a mud monkey on their lawn every day is she has IBS or something that makes a surprise shit absolutely inevitable!

lol!

Ceffer says
How do they know she's mad? Maybe she's obtaining a great sense of joy and release leaving steamers everywhere

Don't you kind of have to be mad to take a shit in someone's lawn? I think the answer is yes. Or it's the quote above. IBS.
7   APOCALYPSEFUCKisShostikovitch   ignore (26)   2017 Sep 19, 8:21pm   ↑ like (0)   ↓ dislike (0)     quote      

She is jogging with a live vibrator up her tweety and sometimes it triggers peristalsis and she ends up taking a crap.

On the next block, she may end up rolling around on strangers lawns moaning.
8   errc   ignore (2)   2017 Sep 19, 8:22pm   ↑ like (0)   ↓ dislike (0)     quote      

When you gotta go...
9   just_passing_through   ignore (0)   2017 Sep 19, 9:08pm   ↑ like (0)   ↓ dislike (0)     quote      

Quigley says
Maybe the reason she's leaving a mud monkey on their lawn every day is she has IBS or something that makes a surprise shit absolutely inevitable!


Then she should carry bags.
10   Blurtman   ignore (1)   2017 Sep 20, 3:49am   ↑ like (1)   ↓ dislike (0)     quote      

She gives a shit.

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