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Women save DNA from sex forever!

By Quigley following x   2017 Sep 20, 7:55am 1,197 views   19 comments   watch   sfw   quote     share    


So scientists found this out by accident. They didn't want to believe it's true, but apparently sperm can insert themselves into female brains and hang out there forever in a form of micro-male chimerism! So just think about all the women you've ever slept with... or maybe even just got a BJ from... mind boggling!

https://world.parhlo.com/women-absorb-dna-of-every-man-sex-study-shows/
1   HEY YOU   ignore (7)   2017 Sep 20, 8:45am   ↑ like (1)   ↓ dislike (0)     quote      

Can a male carry the DNA from every time he is anally penetrated by Republican & Democrats?
2   NuttBoxer   ignore (2)   2017 Sep 20, 9:49am   ↑ like (2)   ↓ dislike (0)     quote      

Gives credence to the Protestant belief of no sex outside of marriage. I mean, do women really want all those random one-night-stand sperms in their brain forever?
3   Tenpoundbass   ignore (6)   2017 Sep 20, 9:53am   ↑ like (0)   ↓ dislike (0)     quote      

More cultural Marxism, plays on the Males fear that his woman might be tainted by past men she's been with.
They want us all to be sex changed trannies by time we're 12 years old. And give special award ceremonies in the School auditoriums to virtual signal to the other losers who chose to keep their shit as Jesus intended.

Fucking Idiots! You Shit birds keep pushing your bullshit, it's working perfect, just peachy you silly Liberal retard political Hacks!

Oh was this one of those studies that even the Science community is admitting the MSM Publishes more unverified pseudo bullshit as studies than ever in the history of STEM academia. Fuck Marcus did a good number on you shitbirds.
4   Ceffer   ignore (1)   2017 Sep 20, 9:53am   ↑ like (2)   ↓ dislike (0)     quote      

So, the house, the car and the kids wasn't enough for them.

This is what gives them the tracking beam for torturing you for the rest of your life.
5   Tenpoundbass   ignore (6)   2017 Sep 20, 9:55am   ↑ like (0)   ↓ dislike (0)     quote      

No the DNA ends up on the bedspread or the dudes shirt. In most cases, unless she wanted to get pregnant, then sometimes the female will lay on her back and ride a bicycle with her legs in the air and her ass elevated in the air.
It's all good, it's called Fucking. Irma Right RIn?!
6   Ceffer   ignore (1)   2017 Sep 20, 10:32am   ↑ like (2)   ↓ dislike (0)     quote      

Skull fucking works!
7   iwog   ignore (3)   2017 Sep 20, 10:50am   ↑ like (0)   ↓ dislike (0)     quote      

Tenpoundbass says
More cultural Marxism, plays on the Males fear that his woman might be tainted by past men she's been with.
They want us all to be sex changed trannies by time we're 12 years old. And give special award ceremonies in the School auditoriums to virtual signal to the other losers who chose to keep their shit as Jesus intended.

Fucking Idiots! You Shit birds keep pushing your bullshit, it's working perfect, just peachy you silly Liberal retard political Hacks!


LOL
8   iwog   ignore (3)   2017 Sep 20, 10:56am   ↑ like (0)   ↓ dislike (0)     quote      

If this DNA is to persist into future generations, it would have to be delivered via the egg.

Therefore the female is giving up a little bit of her genetic diversity in order to accommodate presumably superior DNA from some male that boinked her.

However my opinion is that this is mostly bullshit. Did you know that human cells harbor proteins and DNA segments from CHICKENS??? Yes it's true! When you eat a chicken the proteins and nucleic acids are absorbed by the cells for their own use. Y'all have chicken DNA inside you right now! Chicken chimerism is a threat that cannot be understated.
9   Dan8267   ignore (3)   2017 Sep 20, 1:49pm   ↑ like (0)   ↓ dislike (1)     quote      

This article is crap even if the study is real. Look at some of the quotes.

So 63% of women carry male DNA cells that live in their brains.

Some had been carrying the living male DNA inside them for well over 50 years.


1. What the fuck is a "male DNA cell"? Human cells have DNA, but there is no such thing as a DNA cell.
2. There is no such thing as "living male DNA". The unit of life is the cell, not DNA. The very term "living DNA" is meaningless. DNA is a molecule. You can talk about the integrity of the molecule, but not whether or not the molecule is alive. Alive is a condition of larger constructs like cells, maybe organelles or other large structures, but not DNA.
3. It's not clear from the article whether the DNA from men inside women's brains is
- carried by the bloodstream from dead sperm that have decayed
- inside dead sperm carried by the bloodstream
- inside sperm that died in the brain
- come from sperm that lived inside the brain

I don't think the person writing the article understood the study.
10   Dan8267   ignore (3)   2017 Sep 20, 1:53pm   ↑ like (0)   ↓ dislike (1)     quote      

iwog says
However my opinion is that this is mostly bullshit. Did you know that human cells harbor proteins and DNA segments from CHICKENS??? Yes it's true! When you eat a chicken the proteins and nucleic acids are absorbed by the cells for their own use. Y'all have chicken DNA inside you right now! Chicken chimerism is a threat that cannot be understated.


OK, but that still doesn't explain how piggy's DNA got into chicken brains.
11   Quigley   ignore (0)   2017 Sep 20, 1:57pm   ↑ like (1)   ↓ dislike (0)     quote      

Dan8267 says
I don't think the person writing the article understood the study.


I'll give you that. They got some terms wrong, and stuff you mentioned. However the study is real, even if it's five years old.

I don't think iwog even read the article, though as his post makes less sense than usual.

And don't even get me started on whatever it was that the captain posted! Holy fuck! Put down the crack pipe!
12   Quigley   ignore (0)   2017 Sep 20, 2:13pm   ↑ like (0)   ↓ dislike (0)     quote      

After a more in depth look at the study itself, I found this quote:
"Mc in the maternal brain has been observed to resemble perivascular macrophages, neurons, astrocytes, and oligodendrocytes both morphologically and phenotypically and occupy the respective niches [15], [36]. Thus, it is possible that Mc in the brain is able to differentiate into various mature phenotypes or undergoes fusion with pre-existing cells and acquires a new phenotype, as suggested by murine and human studies in which bone marrow-derived cells circulated to the brain and generated neuronal cells by differentiation, or fused with pre-existing neurons."

So the male cells (Mc) were not only present in 63% of the women's brain tissue, but had taken root and grown into differentiated structures like neurons! That's true chimerism, where different cells with different DNA work together to form complex tissue structures.

Really puts Kylie Minogue's hit into a new perspective!
13   iwog   ignore (3)   2017 Sep 20, 2:20pm   ↑ like (0)   ↓ dislike (0)     quote      

Quigley says

I don't think iwog even read the article, though as his post makes less sense than usual.


Some day I'm going to embarrass you into being specific. Not sure when, maybe 20 years from now, but someday.

My degree at U.C. Davis was genetics.
14   lostand confused   ignore (0)   2017 Sep 20, 5:17pm   ↑ like (0)   ↓ dislike (0)     quote      

What about hookers then?
15   someone else   ignore (0)   2017 Sep 20, 6:00pm   ↑ like (1)   ↓ dislike (0)     quote      

NuttBoxer says
Gives credence to the Protestant belief of no sex outside of marriage. I mean, do women really want all those random one-night-stand sperms in their brain forever?


Some religious rules do have a sound basis, even if not for the official reason.
16   Ceffer   ignore (1)   2017 Sep 20, 7:25pm   ↑ like (0)   ↓ dislike (0)     quote      

"The sperms are in my brain, in my brain, crawling around! Get them out. Out, damn sperm, out! You can't stay in there without paying me a LOT more!"
17   Dan8267   ignore (3)   2017 Sep 20, 11:39pm   ↑ like (0)   ↓ dislike (0)     quote      

Quigley says
apparently sperm can insert themselves into female brains and hang out there forever in a form of micro-male chimerism


That's how you know you fucked their brains out!
18   Ceffer   ignore (1)   2017 Sep 21, 12:02am   ↑ like (0)   ↓ dislike (0)     quote      

It helps by showing which girls are easy. The sluts can give directions, with all that male DNA in their brains.
19   CovfefeButDeadly   ignore (2)   2017 Sep 21, 2:16am   ↑ like (0)   ↓ dislike (0)     quote      

The only place my DNA should be resting is on the tonsils.

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