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Terrorism does not exist


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2017 Oct 2, 3:01pm   3,953 views  3 comments

by Dan8267   ➕follow (4)   💰tip   ignore  

There is no such thing as terrorism, and if there were, it would not be caused by man. There was more terrorism in the past than today, and it's naturally occurring. It's cyclic. And it's caused by the sun, or the moon making people crazy. The science isn't settled on whether or not Islam causes terrorism. In any case, don't listen to terrorist alarmists and other extreme radicals who say we need to have policies to stop terrorism or at least mitigate it. Spending money on anti-terrorism programs would be bad for the economy. Those tax and spend conservatives just want to take your money. Let the free market take care of terrorism. People can buy private terrorism insurance if it's a good deal. Besides, a technology just around the corner will take care of terrorism anyway. Let future generations solve this problem. In the meantime, we can ship as many guns, germs, and nukes to the Middle East as we want. It's not like it's going to hurt us anyway.

Are these all bad arguments? Yes, yes they are.

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1   Strategist   2017 Oct 2, 3:52pm  

Dan8267 says
There is no such thing as terrorism, and if there were, it would not be caused by man.


Dan8267 says
There was more terrorism in the past than today, and it's naturally occurring.


Make up your mind, Dan.

Dan8267 says
The science isn't settled on whether or not Islam causes terrorism.

Oh God.

Dan8267 says
In any case, don't listen to terrorist alarmists and other extreme radicals who say we need to have policies to stop terrorism or at least mitigate it. Spending money on anti-terrorism programs would be bad for the economy. Those tax and spend conservatives just want to take your money. Let the free market take care of terrorism. People can buy private terrorism insurance if it's a good deal. Besides, a technology just around the corner will take care of terrorism anyway. Let future generations solve this problem. In the meantime, we can ship as many guns, germs, and nukes to the Middle East as we want. It's not like it's going to hurt us anyway.

Are these all bad arguments? Yes, yes they are.


Guys, I think we just lost Dan.
2   Dan8267   2017 Oct 2, 4:00pm  

Of course piggy and strategist can't understand parody. It's above their grade level.
3   Strategist   2017 Oct 2, 4:10pm  

Dan8267 says

 

Of course piggy and strategist can't understand parody. It's above their grade level.


he he he he.

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