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She's Already Ordered A Large Herd Of Horses For Her Mafia Bagmen To Leave Heads in The Beds Of The Accusers!

By Ceffer following x   2017 Oct 10, 10:20pm 1,101 views   4 comments   watch   sfw   quote     share    

Butch with an overbite and chiclet, flaring veneers. Think Harv will ask her for a massage?

1   justme   ignore (0)   2017 Oct 10, 11:00pm   ↑ like (1)   ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag        

Is that not Martin Short in drag?
2   APOCALYPSEFUCKisShostikovitch   ignore (35)   2017 Oct 10, 11:35pm   ↑ like (0)   ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag        

She can bite through tires and regularly does during depositions to intimidate witnesses
3   Blurtman   ignore (1)   2017 Oct 11, 5:05am   ↑ like (0)   ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag        

Her mind has been twisted by chronic exposure to refinery fumes.
4   Ceffer   ignore (1)   2017 Oct 11, 9:34am   ↑ like (0)   ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag        

Her code name is "Bazooka Chiclets".
You kind of expect a second set of dripping incisors to come popping out, like the "Alien" monster.

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