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TRUMPLIGULA! Descends Into Raving Senescent Effeminate Despair as Executive Staff Scramble to Isolate Him From Nukes, World and Reality That Would Provoke Apoplectic Apocalyptic Tantrums

By APOCALYPSEFUCK_is_ADORABLE following x   2017 Oct 11, 1:18pm 228 views   17 comments   watch   quote     share
The Senescent Precedent wanders the hallways of the White House shouting threats and obscenities and lurid descriptions of his wives' genitals while his daughter pulls the puds of heads' of state.

It's everything the Founding Fathers hoped for!
1 Ceffer   2017 Oct 11, 2:16pm   ↑ like (1)   ↑ dislike (1)     quote        
Trump wants to resume nuclear testing over Puerto Rico. Kill two birds with one stone. Nobody appreciates genius.
2 anonymous   2017 Oct 11, 2:35pm   ↑ like (0)   ↑ dislike (0)     quote        
That article is shocking. I kept looking for something saying it was published by the onion. Nope, vanity fair, a liberal rag, but not normally a source for BS reporting.

I am no trump fan, but I don't have TDS or loathe him the way many do. But if that vanity fare article is halfway accurate - wow.

Does vanity fare have a heavy dose of TDS? Is this par for the course for their view of the Trump administration, or is this uncharacteristic reporting for them?
3 iwog   2017 Oct 11, 2:36pm   ↑ like (0)   ↑ dislike (0)     quote        
This just MUST be fake news.

It's not like most of his own people are quitting or being fired or saying there's a problem or anything. The Trump White House is running like clockwork!
4 APOCALYPSEFUCK_is_ADORABLE   2017 Oct 11, 4:29pm   ↑ like (0)   ↑ dislike (0)     quote        
The stuff about Kelly leveraging logistics to keep Trump out of trouble rings true, given his resume.

By any measure, probably the best anyone could do, given the sad circumstances.
5 anonymous   2017 Oct 11, 5:23pm   ↑ like (0)   ↑ dislike (0)     quote        
Thank god Kelly is there. The stuff reported this AM about asking his staff for 10x our current nuclear arsenal was bizarre.
6 HEY YOU   2017 Oct 11, 5:27pm   ↑ like (0)   ↑ dislike (0)     quote        
The only way to save America is for Trump to nuke the world.
There are too many non-Whites.
7 Ceffer   2017 Oct 11, 6:05pm   ↑ like (1)   ↑ dislike (1)     quote        
When are they getting Trump a helmet so he doesn't hurt himself?
8 APOCALYPSEFUCK_is_ADORABLE   2017 Oct 11, 11:38pm   ↑ like (1)   ↑ dislike (1)     quote        
TRUMPLIGULA! is losing his mind, his demented senescence boiling over into raving, tongue-lolling lunacy in frustration at not being able to FUCK! IVANKA!'s SWEET! MOUTH!

He gets his IMPERIAL! INCESTUOUS! BLOW! JOB! or he nukes something SOON!
9 APOCALYPSEFUCK_is_ADORABLE   2017 Oct 11, 11:41pm   ↑ like (0)   ↑ dislike (0)     quote        
BLOW! THE! EMPEROR!, Ivanka, or the world ends today!

It's only a blow job!
10 YesYNot   2017 Oct 12, 9:22am   ↑ like (0)   ↑ dislike (0)     quote        
A year ago, I never would have imagined that Trump would be as bad/ignorant as he has turned out to be. I didn't have particularly high hopes, either.
The fake news is the official White House line. The real news comprises the cries for help from all of the White House staff who are leaking to the press. The only other option is to believe that the whole US Press is part of a giant conspiracy to all report the same gas lighting fake stories. That is laughable, IMO.
Hopefully, there are enough sober people in Congress and/or the cabinet to put an end to this mess before it goes completely off the rails.
11 Ceffer   2017 Oct 12, 9:25am   ↑ like (0)   ↑ dislike (0)     quote        
YesYNot says
The only other option is to believe that the whole US Press is part of a giant conspiracy to all report the same gas lighting fake stories.

It Isn't?
12 YesYNot   2017 Oct 12, 9:31am   ↑ like (1)   ↑ dislike (1)     quote        
Ceffer says
It Isn't?

That's the question isn't it? You can believe Trump, or you can believe everybody else.

If you believe Trump, you have to figure out why his cabinet does not back him up. For example, Tillerson would not deny calling him a moron, and the generals have not defended him on his claim that his Nuclear weapons comment was fake news. If this story were made up out of whole cloth, the generals would back him up. After all, a sophisticated gas lighting operation would be seen as an attack on our country and they would defend it. But, they will not lie about what has happened in the face of legitimate criticism. If you think it through for a few minutes, it is pretty clear what the truth is.

At some point, Congress or the Cabinet has to put an end to it to show that the checks and balances are working and that we are a stable power rather than a danger to the world.
13 Ceffer   2017 Oct 12, 9:33am   ↑ like (0)   ↑ dislike (0)     quote        
Members of Congress now take bets on how far the tongue lolling spittle will fly during Trump addresses. They are grateful Trump's Twitter spell corrector is smarter than Trump.
14 APOCALYPSEFUCK_is_ADORABLE   2017 Oct 12, 10:07am   ↑ like (0)   ↑ dislike (0)     quote        
Members of Congress send him Twitter mail during speeches goading him to shout death threats to Kim Jung-un and command the EPA to rule Zyklon B is a non-nutrient sweetener.
15 Roidy   2017 Oct 12, 10:39am   ↑ like (0)   ↑ dislike (0)     quote        
Gentle Reader,

Didn't we want the Apocalypse? Isn't that why he was elected?

16 iwog   2017 Oct 12, 10:53am   ↑ like (0)   ↑ dislike (0)     quote        
Roidy says
Didn't we want the Apocalypse? Isn't that why he was elected?

I guarantee that there is a significant number of Trump voters who welcome the Apocalypse and dream of rapture. Possibly millions.
17 APOCALYPSEFUCK_is_ADORABLE   2017 Oct 12, 8:37pm   ↑ like (0)   ↑ dislike (0)     quote        
Does it take TRUMPLIGULA!'s ascent to the throne to prove that CANNIBAL! ANARCHY! is our only hope?

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