PATNET PROGRAMMING PROPOSAL: Melanoma and Ivana Pussy Punch Out Wrestling Match
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PATNET PROGRAMMING PROPOSAL: Melanoma and Ivana Pussy Punch Out Wrestling Match

By APOCALYPSEFUCK_is_ADORABLE following x   2017 Oct 14, 9:25am 297 views   8 comments   watch   quote     share  


Trump is getting boringly repetitive and the promised nuking of North Korea and Bill Moyers ain't happening.

What the Founding Fathers explicitly intended was chick wrestling contests of B-list has been harridans with plenty of hair pulling and pussy punching.

Therefore, Ivana and Melanoma in 9 rounds to settle the feud:
http://abcnews.go.com/US/ivana-trump-opens-surprising-facts-life-donald-trump/story?id=50330454
I volunteer to provide color and commentary when the match airs on ESPN2.

Can someone call them for us?
1 APOCALYPSEFUCK_is_ADORABLE   ignore (5)   2017 Oct 14, 9:48am   ↑ like (2)   ↓ dislike (0)     quote        

IMAGINE! the incredible drama:

Ivana: You cheap escort girl with one boy you give to Cuban guy who fuck you on stair. Barron looks like Rickey Ricardo and smells like burnt oil!

Melanoma: Your crosseyed kids are big retard! Can't operate squeegee with picture book manual. You are only the First Cunt of Transylvania. You come near White House, Secret Service snipers take off your fat head!
2 Ceffer   ignore (1)   2017 Oct 14, 10:33am   ↑ like (0)   ↓ dislike (0)     quote        

Ivana: "Orange cotton candy head always did like cheap Tramp. I only Balkan hooker with real style and class that he knew! I tear your uplift bra and scratch your falsies! My beautiful children make Barron look like recycled abortion."

Melanoma: "You look like drooling Sharpei with bad plastic surgery and running makeup. Your cunt like old army rucksack. When doctors try to rejuvenate pussy, they commit suicide with scalpel instead. Your children hate you, they tell me every day!"
3 anonymous   ignore (4)   2017 Oct 14, 10:49am   ↑ like (0)   ↓ dislike (0)     quote        

Ivana: I hef pet bear smarter than Bayron. Bayron stare at notink, like baby seal. Donalt talk to me more dan yoo. Yeyr cunt smell like keppage.

Melanoma: You heffent had cok in daycaids. Yeyr uteros is layk olt dert and yoo wayr it tron across yeyr sholter like shawl. Yoo wout keel for one drink of my poolboyce cum yoo dry et proon.
4 justme   ignore (0)   2017 Oct 14, 11:09am   ↑ like (0)   ↓ dislike (0)     quote        

Isn't her name Divanka? So many possibilities...
5 APOCALYPSEFUCK_is_ADORABLE   ignore (5)   2017 Oct 14, 1:56pm   ↑ like (0)   ↓ dislike (0)     quote        

Ivana: Bayron, he come to me on visits with Donald and beg me to fuck his tiny ass with strap-on so he can feel love from woman, ize beetch!

Melanoma: He into keenk, that's my boy but be steel love the laydeez! Your Jr and Erik are beek homoez and are eentoo the bum blasting with strange men in parkeenk lots at rest stops.
6 anonymous   ignore (4)   2017 Oct 14, 4:09pm   ↑ like (0)   ↓ dislike (0)     quote        

Ivana: Bayron liks the step-on shepped like bolink trophey, heh, heh, heh.

Melanoma: Your twat iz beg enuv to hult both my husbant's elevater shuz.
7 Dan8267   ignore (3)   2017 Oct 14, 5:17pm   ↑ like (0)   ↓ dislike (1)     quote        

APOCALYPSEFUCK_is_ADORABLE says
Melanoma and Ivana Pussy Punch Out Wrestling Match


Ivana Trump says she is 'first lady'

President Donald Trump’s first wife, Ivana Trump, said she has a “direct number” to the White House, turned down the U.S. ambassadorship to the Czech Republic and takes “full credit” for raising the couple’s three children.


Who's the real first lady, Melania or Ivana? Neither! The real first lady, the one who sleeps with the president and serves his every sexual desire, and sometimes Putin's, is obviously Ivanka.

Think about it, given the choice who would you sleep with? Trump negotiates the best deals, so why would he choose a less attractive sex slave?
8 APOCALYPSEFUCK_is_ADORABLE   ignore (5)   2017 Oct 14, 9:00pm   ↑ like (0)   ↓ dislike (0)     quote        

THE! REAL! FIRST! LADY! has Frank Sinatra's dick in her mouth, exactly as the Founding Fathers intended.

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