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Patnet Butthurt Incident Report

By Ceffer following x   2017 Oct 18, 11:42pm 1,100 views   5 comments   watch   sfw   quote     share    

It's smudge proof, so libbies can wail, gnash their teeth, wring their delicate hands, mop their fevered brows, and release torrents of salty tears over alt right horrors.

It's bullet proof, so that the alt right can't use it for target practice, but it does NOT include a recommendation for the alt right for aborting the children of the source of butthurt. That recommendation is reserved for the LIBBIES ONLY! This is a suggested, filled out sample only for orientation purposes:

1   HEY YOU   ignore (7)   2017 Oct 18, 11:46pm   ↑ like (0)   ↓ dislike (1)   quote        

Life's good for me! Anyone that doesn't agree with me is an idiot & should forced to spend the balance of their lives on Patnet.
2   anonymous   ignore (null)   2017 Oct 19, 9:52am   ↑ like (2)   ↓ dislike (0)   quote        

Alt right epitomizes butt-hurt, them unemployed bums are basement dwellers who ain't got nothing to live for except for identitarianism - they are like rats stuck in a cage with no money and no future, so they blame the "globalists" like all the anti-semites do.
3   Feux Follets   ignore (1)   2017 Oct 20, 2:17am   ↑ like (0)   ↓ dislike (1)   quote        

Everyone is making Donald Trump sad. Being President is soooo hard, and Donald hates everyone in the white house…everyone! He is so glad it is the weekend and can run away to play golf and not get locked in a closet by John Kelly. NBC made him look like a moron, and everyone agreed. His big IQ just cannot remember the names of those little countries in Africa so he made some up. He was so excited to sign the latest executive order to destroy Obamacare, that he forgot to sign it, so sad! Senator Corker said those nasty things about him and then said that Liddle Donald would blow us all up by starting WW3, and he’s a Republican. He’s pretty sure he invented the word”fake”. Donald Trump is sad because he looked and sounded like an idiot all week long… he must be tired of winning.

4   jazz_music   ignore (2)   2017 Oct 20, 6:42pm   ↑ like (0)   ↓ dislike (0)   quote        

anonymous says
Alt right epitomizes butt-hurt, them unemployed bums are basement dwellers who ain't got nothing to live for except for identitarianism

But that is never enough so they have to preemptively use gas lighting on every issue they train-wreck all by themselves.

Reality is sadder and sadder. Conversations become more like trying to talk to one who knows only the most foreign of languages.

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