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It's smudge proof, so libbies can wail, gnash their teeth, wring their delicate hands, mop their fevered brows, and release torrents of salty tears over alt right horrors.

It's bullet proof, so that the alt right can't use it for target practice, but it does NOT include a recommendation for the alt right for aborting the children of the source of butthurt. That recommendation is reserved for the LIBBIES ONLY! This is a suggested, filled out sample only for orientation purposes: