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By WookieMan following x   2017 Nov 1, 7:04am 170 views   6 comments   watch   quote     share  


http://nypost.com/2017/10/31/delta-passengers-busted-having-oral-sex-after-meeting-on-plane/
Someone needs to find the mug shots on this one. 48F and 28M. That's an interesting age gap and role reversal.

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1 georgeliberte   ignore (0)   2017 Nov 1, 7:45am   ↑ like (6)   ↓ dislike (0)     quote        

This is absolutely vile, horrifying and disgusting that this does not happen to me.
2 Tenpoundbass   ignore (6)   2017 Nov 1, 8:10am   ↑ like (1)   ↓ dislike (0)     quote        

I don't know what in the fuck they were thinking, you can't even lean back to get comfortable, less you piss off every passenger on the flight, worried you might be just a tad more comfortable than they are on those glorified in flight beach chairs. "Yo! He up there gettin' Head!" "Oh hell Naw!!!"
3 Ceffer   ignore (1)   2017 Nov 1, 8:56am   ↑ like (0)   ↓ dislike (0)     quote        

Nobody even listens to the airplane warnings at the beginning of the flight any more.

"In case of a flagrant public sex act, fasten your seat belts, grab your oxygen masks and hold firmly to your face."
4 APOCALYPSEFUCK_is_ADORABLE   ignore (5)   2017 Nov 1, 9:01am   ↑ like (0)   ↓ dislike (0)     quote        

You can ask for two blankets and be stealthy.

What did the guy do? Start yelling, "FUCKING! YES! A! MILE! HIGH! BLOW! JOB!" or something?
5 Tenpoundbass   ignore (6)   2017 Nov 1, 9:32am   ↑ like (0)   ↓ dislike (0)     quote        

APOCALYPSEFUCK_is_ADORABLE says
You can ask for two blankets and be stealthy.

What did the guy do? Start yelling, "FUCKING! YES! A! MILE! HIGH! BLOW! JOB!" or something?


What blanket you might get a wooley napkin but there isn't a full size blanket, nor is there any room to hide what you are doing in those seats. They are designed for one thing. Sit up straight so you don't piss off Millennial Liberals less you end up on a the Internet in a shame Video. You can't stick you hand down your pants and give you nutsack a proper ball scratching without the whole damned plane knowing about it. And possibly the whole Internet as well.
6 Ceffer   ignore (1)   2017 Nov 1, 9:52am   ↑ like (0)   ↓ dislike (0)     quote        

Did she run up and down the aisle with jiz on her face screaming, "Did I get the three picture deal?".

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