I don't know what in the fuck they were thinking, you can't even lean back to get comfortable, less you piss off every passenger on the flight, worried you might be just a tad more comfortable than they are on those glorified in flight beach chairs. "Yo! He up there gettin' Head!" "Oh hell Naw!!!"
What did the guy do? Start yelling, "FUCKING! YES! A! MILE! HIGH! BLOW! JOB!" or something?
What blanket you might get a wooley napkin but there isn't a full size blanket, nor is there any room to hide what you are doing in those seats. They are designed for one thing. Sit up straight so you don't piss off Millennial Liberals less you end up on a the Internet in a shame Video. You can't stick you hand down your pants and give you nutsack a proper ball scratching without the whole damned plane knowing about it. And possibly the whole Internet as well.
Someone needs to find the mug shots on this one. 48F and 28M. That's an interesting age gap and role reversal.
#flyingBJ