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New Enterprise Idea That Combines Drones, Robot Whores and GPS Functionality Into an Innovative Scheme

By APOCALYPSEFUCKisShostikovitch following x   2017 Nov 5, 10:33am 614 views   5 comments   watch   sfw   quote     share    


Do people need an entire whore - or have the time to take advantage of all their holes?

No.

What the world needs is FLYING! BLOW! JOBS!

Disembodied robot whore heads that arrive at your home or workplace mounted on a quadcopter drone and hover quietly while applying a quality blow job to the recipient/customer.

The IPO will dwarf Google's by an order of magnitude.

#trumpisaworthlesscunt
1   Ceffer   ignore (1)   2017 Nov 5, 11:56am   ↑ like (0)   ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag        

Is this another example of business holism or business hole-ism?
2   HEY YOU   ignore (7)   2017 Nov 5, 11:59am   ↑ like (0)   ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag        

Hopefully the robot head can't vocalize. The hole would be talking back,bitching & moaning.
3   APOCALYPSEFUCKisShostikovitch   ignore (35)   2017 Nov 5, 3:26pm   ↑ like (0)   ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag        

PLACE YOUR SANDWICH ON MY EAR HOLDER!

PLACE YOUR BEER ON THE FLAT SPOT ON MY HEAD!
4   Ceffer   ignore (1)   2017 Nov 5, 3:53pm   ↑ like (0)   ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag        

When it swallows, does it go all over your shoes? Is this better than stump fucking? Curious minds want to know.
5   APOCALYPSEFUCKisShostikovitch   ignore (35)   2017 Nov 5, 4:09pm   ↑ like (0)   ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag        

Ceffer says
When it swallows, does it go all over your shoes? Is this better than stump fucking? Curious minds want to know.


It gets shot out the back while the schlong gobbling robot head shrieks, "FEED ME, MASTER! MORE! THE SANCTIFYING BALM! MORE!"




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