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Land of fruit and nuts-CA woman marries a train station!

By lostand confused following x   2017 Nov 7, 7:50pm 1,448 views   19 comments   watch   sfw   quote     share    


#Crazy
https://www.thesun.co.uk/news/3648218/woman-marries-train-station-sante-fe/?CMP=Spklr-_-Editorial-_-TheSunWorldNews-_-News-_-FBLink-_-Statement-_-FBPAGE
A CALIFORNIAN woman has “married” a train station called Daidra after spending 36 years in love with it.

Carol Santa Fe, 45, from San Diego, California, claims she has been in besotted with Santa Fe train station since she was nine years old.
1   Strategist   ignore (2)   2017 Nov 7, 8:01pm   ↑ like (2)   ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag        

She needs help.
2   Ceffer   ignore (1)   2017 Nov 7, 8:06pm   ↑ like (1)   ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag        

Born to be railroaded.

Not a bad gig, though, if she gets half the railroad's assets.
3   Strategist   ignore (2)   2017 Nov 7, 8:08pm   ↑ like (2)   ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag        

As usual, the wackos are always from California.
4   WatermelonUniversity   ignore (6)   2017 Nov 7, 9:05pm   ↑ like (1)   ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag        

still, many black men want to bang her.
5   Heraclitusstudent   ignore (2)   2017 Nov 7, 9:07pm   ↑ like (0)   ↓ dislike (1)   quote   flag        

Strategist says
As usual, the wackos are always from California.


Except Texas has more than it's quota too.

Like Waco's wackos.
6   lostand confused   ignore (0)   2017 Nov 7, 9:49pm   ↑ like (1)   ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag        

Heraclitusstudent says
Except Texas has more than it's quota too.

Like Waco's wackos.

A TX wacko may shoot up a railway station, not marry it??
7   BlueSardine   ignore (2)   2017 Nov 8, 5:15am   ↑ like (1)   ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag        

I heard the Cement Masons gave away the station...
8   georgeliberte   ignore (0)   2017 Nov 8, 6:00am   ↑ like (3)   ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag        

Secretly she wants a train pulled on her.
9   Quigley   ignore (0)   2017 Nov 8, 6:03am   ↑ like (4)   ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag        

I hear if you collect two railroads you can charge double for rent!
10   APOCALYPSEFUCKisShostikovitch   ignore (35)   2017 Nov 8, 6:15am   ↑ like (0)   ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag        

Her breasts are really pendulous, so much so if she gets really agitated and excited she may causes structural damage to the station. I hope the historical society has been notified.
11   mmmarvel   ignore (0)   2017 Nov 8, 7:14am   ↑ like (0)   ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag        

Don't judge damn it. She was born this way (everybody knows that).
13   lostand confused   ignore (0)   2017 Nov 8, 9:49am   ↑ like (0)   ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag        

"Carol took on the name of surname of her station partner after getting married
The volunteer support worker takes a 45 minute bus ride to the station every day to spend quality time with her beloved building.

Although their marriage is not legally binding, Carol states they tied the knot in 2015 – and celebrated their one year anniversary last Christmas.

Carol says she has “sex” with the building mentally and identifies herself as an objectum sexual – a person who is sexually attracted to inanimate objects and structures."

I mean there is crazy and then there is this!!
14   anonymous   ignore (null)   2017 Nov 8, 9:56am   ↑ like (0)   ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag        

Ella esta belleza bonita, aye mami!
15   APOCALYPSEFUCKisShostikovitch   ignore (35)   2017 Nov 8, 10:20am   ↑ like (0)   ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag        

She looks like she could shred tires with her teeth.
16   BlueSardine   ignore (2)   2017 Nov 8, 11:26am   ↑ like (1)   ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag        

Isn't this the fate of every married mysoginist who posts here?

lostand confused says
a person who is sexually attracted to inanimate objects
17   anonymous   ignore (null)   2017 Nov 8, 11:28am   ↑ like (0)   ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag        

BlueSardine says
Isn't this the fate of every married mysoginist who posts here?

lostand confused says
a person who is sexually attracted to inanimate objects


Machistas tienen problemas con mujeres porque estan conservadores.
18   NuttBoxer   ignore (2)   2017 Nov 8, 1:08pm   ↑ like (2)   ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag        

These people represent the minority in California. The problem is we cater to EVERYONE.
19   Ceffer   ignore (1)   2017 Nov 8, 1:48pm   ↑ like (0)   ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag        

What true slut never fantasized about taking a railroad car full of hobos up the tweetie?




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