New Careers for Auld Guarde DNC Hacks: Brazile and IHLary as Tag Team Lesbian Wrestlers
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New Careers for Auld Guarde DNC Hacks: Brazile and IHLary as Tag Team Lesbian Wrestlers

By APOCALYPSEFUCK_is_ADORABLE following x   2017 Nov 8, 11:56am 93 views   3 comments   watch   quote     share  


What is mostly wrong with AMERICA! is that the old ASSHOLES! won't let go and go the fuck away.

Given their own channel on ESPN2 with millions of adoring IHLs shrieking their names at their TVs IHLary and Brazile facing off against other IHL teams in farmer jeans, swarmed by flies and gnats, they'll finally abandon politics.

#ihlaryneedspussy
1 Ceffer   ignore (1)   2017 Nov 8, 1:46pm   ↑ like (1)   ↓ dislike (0)     quote        

Every Friday, they should toss a crate of anorexic models into the cage, and we can watch as the IHLs grapple them with their ham hock arms, rending them limb from limb to devour their pussies.
2 APOCALYPSEFUCK_is_ADORABLE   ignore (5)   2017 Nov 8, 2:40pm   ↑ like (0)   ↓ dislike (0)     quote        

FUCK! THIS IS A WHOLE NEW GENRE!

IHL-Lipstick Snuff Movies!

Every sports channel and cable channel will have to have their own branded ILSM channel!
3 HEY YOU   ignore (7)   2017 Nov 8, 9:40pm   ↑ like (0)   ↓ dislike (0)     quote        

Just don't piss them off!
They will each rip a nut out by it's root.

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