So this is why you go to Harvard- to attend their annual workshop, "What what in the butt :Anal 101"
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So this is why you go to Harvard- to attend their annual workshop, "What what in the butt :Anal 101"

By lostand confused following x   2017 Nov 8, 6:19pm 753 views   19 comments   watch   sfw   quote     share    


http://www.breitbart.com/tech/2017/11/08/harvard-hosts-anal-sex-workshop-entitled-what-what-in-the-butt/
#Leftism While students demanded that a lecture from scholar Charles Murray be canceled in September, Harvard University hosted a workshop on anal sex this week.

As a part of Harvard University’s sex week, the Ivy League Institution hosted an anal sex workshop entitled, “What What in the Butt: Anal 101.” The workshop taught students “how to put things in their butt,” according to a report from The College Fix.
1   APOCALYPSEFUCKisShostikovitch   ignore (26)   2017 Nov 8, 6:27pm   ↑ like (1)   ↓ dislike (1)     quote      

They should have waited until Putin met with Trump in Vietnam and ordered him to eat spring rolls out of his ASSHOLE!, fulfilling Trump's dream of being humiliated by a real man and true god oligarch.
2   Strategist   ignore (1)   2017 Nov 8, 6:28pm   ↑ like (1)   ↓ dislike (0)     quote      

lostand confused says
As a part of Harvard University’s sex week, the Ivy League Institution hosted an anal sex workshop entitled, “What What in the Butt: Anal 101.” The workshop taught students “how to put things in their butt,” according to a report from The College Fix.


Does Harvard realize, the only purpose of the butt is to .......take things out?
3   someone else   ignore (0)   2017 Nov 8, 6:30pm   ↑ like (3)   ↓ dislike (0)     quote      

I take it that you dislike Trump so much that you're not willing to consider the possibility that he may have large beneficial effects on the US political system.
4   Ceffer   ignore (1)   2017 Nov 8, 6:30pm   ↑ like (2)   ↓ dislike (0)     quote      

Did the course include advanced techniques on how to slap an offensive individual across the face with your prolapse from ten feet like a chameleon's tongue flicking a fly?

This requires at least a year of anal meditation. Brain scans will reveal that your gray matter now resembles a winking pucker.

It was undergrad, so maybe it was just about fisting and how to diplomatically approach the emergency room about getting out the dead gerbils.
5   APOCALYPSEFUCKisShostikovitch   ignore (26)   2017 Nov 8, 7:04pm   ↑ like (5)   ↓ dislike (0)     quote      

Ceffer says

It was undergrad, so maybe it was just about fisting and how to diplomatically approach the emergency room about getting out the dead gerbils.


Even undergrads know this is really why the corkscrew was invented.

Wine bottles you just crack open on the edge of a table.
6   Booger   ignore (0)   2017 Nov 8, 7:08pm   ↑ like (3)   ↓ dislike (0)     quote      

Yeah, this type of thing should be taught at the community college level instead.
7   Rin   ignore (5)   2017 Nov 8, 7:15pm   ↑ like (1)   ↓ dislike (0)     quote      

The bigger question is that how is this suppose to help me during my interviews at management consulting firms (McKinsey, BCSG, Bain) or financial services (Goldman Sachs, Morgan & Stanley).

Really, that's the only true purpose of ivy league colleges, little else.
8   Strategist   ignore (1)   2017 Nov 8, 7:27pm   ↑ like (3)   ↓ dislike (0)     quote      

Booger says
Yeah, this type of thing should be taught at the community college level instead.


WTF. They learn this in Middle School.
9   Booger   ignore (0)   2017 Nov 8, 7:37pm   ↑ like (0)   ↓ dislike (0)     quote      

Rin says
how is this suppose to help me during my interviews


Ever see any of those casting couch porn videos? Allegedly this should help you land that job!
10   Ceffer   ignore (1)   2017 Nov 8, 8:01pm   ↑ like (1)   ↓ dislike (0)     quote      

If you are too dumb for Algebra, you are too dumb for Anal 101.
11   Strategist   ignore (1)   2017 Nov 8, 8:03pm   ↑ like (1)   ↓ dislike (0)     quote      

Rin says
The bigger question is that how is this suppose to help me during my interviews at management consulting firms (McKinsey, BCSG, Bain) or financial services (Goldman Sachs, Morgan & Stanley).

Really, that's the only true purpose of ivy league colleges, little else.


Just use me as a reference, and you are in.
12   HEY YOU   ignore (7)   2017 Nov 9, 1:20am   ↑ like (1)   ↓ dislike (0)     quote      

Republicans & Democrats could teach this class.
They definitely have their heads up their asses.
13   CovfefeButDeadly   ignore (2)   2017 Nov 9, 2:25am   ↑ like (2)   ↓ dislike (0)     quote      

Rin says
The bigger question is that how is this suppose to help me during my interviews at management consulting firms (McKinsey, BCSG, Bain) or financial services (Goldman Sachs, Morgan & Stanley).

Really, that's the only true purpose of ivy league colleges, little else.


It prepares one to fuck others in the ass? Seems like a prerequisite to working in the financial services industry...
14   georgeliberte   ignore (0)   2017 Nov 9, 6:00am   ↑ like (4)   ↓ dislike (0)     quote      

Was Kevin Spacey a guest lecturer?
15   zzyzzx   ignore (1)   2017 Nov 9, 6:55am   ↑ like (1)   ↓ dislike (0)     quote      

You can get college credit for this? I wonder if the credits are transferable?
16   Ceffer   ignore (1)   2017 Nov 9, 8:51am   ↑ like (3)   ↓ dislike (0)     quote      

I wouldn't trust the spring rolls at the luncheon.
17   georgeliberte   ignore (0)   2017 Nov 9, 10:07am   ↑ like (0)   ↓ dislike (0)     quote      

zzyzzxasks "You can get college credit for this? I wonder if the credits are transferable?"
Yes, but most institutions require a cavity search, some require a Colonoscopy.
18   zzyzzx   ignore (1)   2017 Nov 9, 12:23pm   ↑ like (3)   ↓ dislike (0)     quote      

This pic somehow seems appropriate in this thread as well:
19   Strategist   ignore (1)   2017 Nov 9, 2:14pm   ↑ like (1)   ↓ dislike (0)     quote      

zzyzzx says
You can get college credit for this? I wonder if the credits are transferable?


Shouldn't be a problem as long as you can demonstrate your new found skills.

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