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lostand confused says

As a part of Harvard University’s sex week, the Ivy League Institution hosted an anal sex workshop entitled, “What What in the Butt: Anal 101.” The workshop taught students “how to put things in their butt,” according to a report from The College Fix.

Does Harvard realize, the only purpose of the butt is to .......take things out?

I take it that you dislike Trump so much that you're not willing to consider the possibility that he may have large beneficial effects on the US political system.

Did the course include advanced techniques on how to slap an offensive individual across the face with your prolapse from ten feet like a chameleon's tongue flicking a fly?

This requires at least a year of anal meditation. Brain scans will reveal that your gray matter now resembles a winking pucker.

It was undergrad, so maybe it was just about fisting and how to diplomatically approach the emergency room about getting out the dead gerbils.

Yeah, this type of thing should be taught at the community college level instead.

The bigger question is that how is this suppose to help me during my interviews at management consulting firms (McKinsey, BCSG, Bain) or financial services (Goldman Sachs, Morgan & Stanley).

Really, that's the only true purpose of ivy league colleges, little else.

Booger says

Yeah, this type of thing should be taught at the community college level instead.

WTF. They learn this in Middle School.

Rin says

how is this suppose to help me during my interviews

Ever see any of those casting couch porn videos? Allegedly this should help you land that job!

If you are too dumb for Algebra, you are too dumb for Anal 101.

Rin says

The bigger question is that how is this suppose to help me during my interviews at management consulting firms (McKinsey, BCSG, Bain) or financial services (Goldman Sachs, Morgan & Stanley).

Really, that's the only true purpose of ivy league colleges, little else.

Just use me as a reference, and you are in.

Republicans & Democrats could teach this class.
They definitely have their heads up their asses.

Rin says

The bigger question is that how is this suppose to help me during my interviews at management consulting firms (McKinsey, BCSG, Bain) or financial services (Goldman Sachs, Morgan & Stanley).

Really, that's the only true purpose of ivy league colleges, little else.

It prepares one to fuck others in the ass? Seems like a prerequisite to working in the financial services industry...

Was Kevin Spacey a guest lecturer?

You can get college credit for this? I wonder if the credits are transferable?

I wouldn't trust the spring rolls at the luncheon.

zzyzzxasks "You can get college credit for this? I wonder if the credits are transferable?"
Yes, but most institutions require a cavity search, some require a Colonoscopy.

This pic somehow seems appropriate in this thread as well:

zzyzzx says

You can get college credit for this? I wonder if the credits are transferable?

Shouldn't be a problem as long as you can demonstrate your new found skills.