If RAPE! Is a Sacrament, Is Roy Moore a Candidate for Cannonization?
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If RAPE! Is a Sacrament, Is Roy Moore a Candidate for Cannonization?

By APOCALYPSEFUCK_is_ADORABLE following x   2017 Nov 12, 6:04pm 443 views   21 comments   watch   quote     share    


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Did he fuck the dead, too?

Did he get permission?

Does he need it?
1 curious2   ignore (1)   2017 Nov 12, 6:07pm   ↑ like (2)   ↓ dislike (0)     quote        

APOCALYPSEFUCK_is_ADORABLE says
Is Roy Moore a Candidate for Cannonization?


He is definitely a candidate for cannon canonization ASAP. Mix the ashes of the late Pope John Paul II into the gunpowder, and fire them both into the adoring crowd. For an encore, Nazinger next.
2 APOCALYPSEFUCK_is_ADORABLE   ignore (5)   2017 Nov 12, 6:09pm   ↑ like (1)   ↓ dislike (0)     quote        

Gosh, that's not nice.

Hehehehe!
4 anon_c292a   ignore (0)   2017 Nov 12, 7:30pm   ↑ like (0)   ↓ dislike (0)     quote        

All good questions, all good questions
5 anon_6ba81   ignore (0)   2017 Nov 12, 7:40pm   ↑ like (3)   ↓ dislike (0)     quote        

APOCALYPSEFUCK_is_ADORABLE says
Did he fuck the dead, too?

Did he get permission?


The dead don't say no. That's consent.
6 APOCALYPSEFUCK_is_ADORABLE   ignore (5)   2017 Nov 12, 8:18pm   ↑ like (4)   ↓ dislike (0)     quote        

Of course!

Silence is how the dead say, FUCK! ME! HARDER!
7 Ceffer   ignore (1)   2017 Nov 12, 11:28pm   ↑ like (2)   ↓ dislike (0)     quote        

He claimed the girls never said "no" because they had their underwear stuffed in their mouths.
9 anon_ef72f   ignore (0)   2017 Nov 13, 6:56pm   ↑ like (2)   ↓ dislike (0)     quote        

Booger says


Uh, guess what, Lewinski said a million times she consented. Not that you(r ideas) are smart enough to grasp that. Doesn't it stick up you(r ideas') ass when faced with FACTS.
10 APOCALYPSEFUCK_is_ADORABLE   ignore (5)   2017 Nov 13, 8:25pm   ↑ like (2)   ↓ dislike (0)     quote        

Bill Clinton raped and mutilated hundreds of women and scores of toddlers on Jeffrey Epstein's Pederast Island.
11 Ceffer   ignore (1)   2017 Nov 14, 12:09am   ↑ like (1)   ↓ dislike (0)     quote        

APOCALYPSEFUCK_is_ADORABLE says
Bill Clinton raped and mutilated hundreds of women and scores of toddlers on Jeffrey Epstein's Pederast Island.


I remember that TV show. Was that the one with the midget and Ricardo Montalbán?
12 APOCALYPSEFUCK_is_ADORABLE   ignore (5)   2017 Nov 14, 4:55am   ↑ like (1)   ↓ dislike (0)     quote        

Ceffer says
I remember that TV show. Was that the one with the midget and Ricardo Montalbán?


Yes. Bill and IHLary would watch it and shout 'EAT! THEM!' at the TV.
13 errc   ignore (2)   2017 Nov 14, 10:20am   ↑ like (2)   ↓ dislike (1)     quote        

Moore is a big time pedophile, so he must feel right at home with the Republicans. Or maybe he is simply auditioning for a powerful role in the Catholic Church? Will have to see how many of his victims are young boys. The priests prefer to do Gods work of fucking little boys in the ass and sucking their cocks in the comfort of the church, it seems
16 BayAreaObserver   ignore (1)   2017 Nov 16, 12:37pm   ↑ like (3)   ↓ dislike (0)     quote        

Evangelicals Announce They Will Withdraw Support For Roy Moore Should Three Or Four Dozen More Women Come Forward.

A coalition of conservative evangelicals announced Tuesday they would withdraw support for AL Senate candidate Roy Moore, should at least three or four dozen more women come forward to accuse him of sexual misconduct.

The evangelical leaders confirmed their commitment to turn on Roy Moore the second a fortieth woman accuses him of inappropriate behavior.

“We take sexual assault very seriously, and that’s why we will call for Moore to withdraw as soon as he is reliably accused at least another 30 or 40 times—that would cross a line,” Jerry Falwell, Jr. said in a press conference. “It’s important to make sure you have way more than a paltry five credible claims against a Republican candidate before you expect us to concede.”

“Political power is far too precious for us to let go just over five or six isolated incidents of sexual assault and indiscretions against minors,” he added.

At publishing time, evangelicals had confirmed they would continue to blast Democratic politicians for their slightest foibles.

http://babylonbee.com/news/evangelicals-announce-will-withdraw-support-roy-moore-three-four-dozen-women-come-forward/
18 TwoScoopsMcGee   ignore (1)   2017 Nov 22, 10:50am   ↑ like (0)   ↓ dislike (0)     quote        

40 years of controversy, nobody has come forth in all this time. Moore signed that chick's Yearbook in two different colored inks, apparently.

Why won't All Dread have the ink analyzed? The oxidation of the ink should tell us when it was written.
19 jazz_music   ignore (2)   2017 Nov 22, 11:50pm   ↑ like (1)   ↓ dislike (0)     quote        

TwoScoopsMcGee says
40 years of controversy, nobody has come forth in all this time.


Oh just stop bitching and let the court do its job already. Jesus!
21 APOCALYPSEFUCK_is_ADORABLE   ignore (5)   2017 Nov 23, 2:17am   ↑ like (0)   ↓ dislike (0)     quote        

JESUS! is ordering me to behead Roy Moore and to fuck the stump in HIS! name!

How can I say NO! to GOD! ?

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