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HEROIC CONSERVATIVE BETS LIFE THAT NEWS IS FAKE AND WORLD IS FLAT.

By jazz_music following x   2017 Nov 23, 12:24am 3,565 views   36 comments   watch   sfw   quote     share    


Hughes will prove that the media reports alternate facts of supposedly spherical "round earth" theory held by Liberals, illuminati, and freemasons.

In preliminary tests, shown here, the rocket, sponsored by nanolubecorp.com et al, has apparently failed to insert into the man's rectum despite the lubricant's superior performance.

Disappointed but undaunted, the heroic man still plans to disprove the "fake news media" who have given heavy coverage to the leftie libtard "round-planet theory" which has also been widely spread by NASA astronauts who are known leftie libtards, freemasons, illuminati believers and merely paid actors.

... Hughes had actually flown in a rocket, he noted, whereas astronauts were merely paid actors performing in front of a CGI globe.

"John Glenn and Neil Armstrong are Freemasons," Hughes agreed. "Once you understand that, you understand the roots of the deception."

The host talked of "Elon Musk's fake reality," and Hughes talked of "anti-Christ, Illuminati stuff." After half an hour of this, the host told his 300-some listeners to back Hughes's exploration of space.

While there is not single hypothesis for what the flat Earth is supposed to look like, many believers envision a flat disc ringed by sea ice, which naturally holds the oceans in.

What's beyond the sea ice, if anything, remains to be discovered.

"We need an individual who's not compromised by the government," the host told Hughes. "And you could be that man."

A flat-Earth GoFundMe subsequently raised nearly $8,000 for Hughes.




http://www.chicagotribune.com/bluesky/technology/ct-flat-earth-rocket-20171122-story,amp.html
#politics
1   jazz_music   ignore (4)   2017 Nov 23, 9:28am   ↑ like (0)   ↓ dislike (1)   quote   flag        

He plans to get 1,800 feet high on Saturday in his rocket, no, really.
2   CovfefeButDeadly   ignore (4)   2017 Nov 23, 10:26am   ↑ like (1)   ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag        

Why are we indulging mentally ill people?
3   joshuatrio   ignore (0)   2017 Nov 23, 10:32am   ↑ like (3)   ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag        

That's very similar to the LGBT community saying you can be whatever sex you want.
4   Tim Aurora   ignore (0)   2017 Nov 23, 10:47am   ↑ like (0)   ↓ dislike (1)   quote   flag        

joshuatrio says
That's very similar to the LGBT community saying you can be whatever sex you want.


Stick to the topic. If you want to comment on LGBT, start a new thread.
5   joshuatrio   ignore (0)   2017 Nov 23, 11:07am   ↑ like (2)   ↓ dislike (1)   quote   flag        

Tim Aurora says


Stick to the topic. If you want to comment on LGBT, start a new thread.


All I hear is:

"Wah!"
6   mell   ignore (2)   2017 Nov 23, 11:15am   ↑ like (2)   ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag        

Tim Aurora says
joshuatrio says
That's very similar to the LGBT community saying you can be whatever sex you want.


Stick to the topic. If you want to comment on LGBT, start a new thread.


Maybe but it's not worth starting a thread about either deranged group, so this saves another useless thread like this one.
7   Ceffer   ignore (1)   2017 Nov 23, 11:42am   ↑ like (1)   ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag        

You can't get much more conservative than going back to the Dark Ages of science! Is Australia on the flip side of the terrestrial pancake?

This is what MAGA!
8   anonymous   ignore (null)   2017 Nov 23, 11:52am   ↑ like (1)   ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag        

Why not just build a small rocket and put a camera in it?
9   PrivilegedtobeWhite   ignore (1)   2017 Nov 23, 12:09pm   ↑ like (0)   ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag        

jazz_music says
HEROIC CONSERVATIVE BETS LIFE THAT NEWS IS FAKE AND WORLD IS FLAT.
Then per logical theory that I learned in my college Philosophy class, all conservatives believe the world is flat. Sweet Jesus.
11   TwoScoopsOfSpaceForce   ignore (4)   2017 Nov 23, 12:19pm   ↑ like (0)   ↓ dislike (1)   quote   flag        

Heroic Leftard claims Eating isn't Necessary

She claims to survive on a diet of fruit tea and sunlight, and she preaches a philosophy of starvation as a pathway to spiritual cleansing. But if any gullible soul still thought the "teachings" of the Australian new-age guru Ellen Greve were anything more than a dangerous sham, confirmation was provided this week when she took up a challenge to be monitored during a seven-day fast.

She claims to survive on a diet of fruit tea and sunlight, and she preaches a philosophy of starvation as a pathway to spiritual cleansing. But if any gullible soul still thought the "teachings" of the Australian new-age guru Ellen Greve were anything more than a dangerous sham, confirmation was provided this week when she took up a challenge to be monitored during a seven-day fast.

3 Ms Greve, a former Brisbane businesswoman who prefers to be known as Jasmuheen, maintains that she has eaten nothing for five years except for the occasional chocolate biscuit. She says that she is nourished by "Pranic energy" in the atmosphere, and she has made a fortune from lectures and books that expound the wonders of "living on light".


In a move that seems foolhardy, Jasmuheen, who is about to tour Britain, recently agreed to be closeted in a hotel room by an Australian current affairs programme, 60 Minutes. She was watched day and night by a female security guard to ensure she took neither food nor water, and her medical condition was checked regularly by Berris Wenck, a doctor who is president of the Queensland branch of the Australian Medical Association.

Deprived of conventional sustenance, Jasmuheen, 42, became dehydrated and lost weight. Her speech slowed, her pupils dilated, she appeared listless and gaunt.

In other words, she experienced all the physical symptoms that afflict human beings when they refrain from eating and drinking. After four days, on the advice of Dr Wenck, 60 Minutes abandoned the trial, the results of which were broadcast on Sunday night.

http://www.independent.co.uk/life-style/health-and-families/health-news/gaunt-and-weak-the-sham-diet-guru-who-refuses-to-see-the-light-737972.html
12   HEYYOU   ignore (18)   2017 Nov 23, 12:30pm   ↑ like (0)   ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag        

Fucking White Male says
Why are we indulging mentally ill people?


To keep patnet alive.
13   mell   ignore (2)   2017 Nov 23, 1:03pm   ↑ like (2)   ↓ dislike (1)   quote   flag        

TwoScoopsMcGee says
Heroic Leftard claims Eating isn't Necessary

She claims to survive on a diet of fruit tea and sunlight, and she preaches a philosophy of starvation as a pathway to spiritual cleansing. But if any gullible soul still thought the "teachings" of the Australian new-age guru Ellen Greve were anything more than a dangerous sham, confirmation was provided this week when she took up a challenge to be monitored during a seven-day fast.

She claims to survive on a diet of fruit tea and sunlight, and she preaches a philosophy of starvation as a pathway to spiritual cleansing. But if any gullible soul still thought the "teachings" of the Australian new-age guru Ellen Greve were anything more than a dangerous sham, confirmation was provided this week when she took up a challenge to be monitored during a seven-day fast.

3 Ms Greve, a former Brisbane businesswoman who prefers to be known as Jasmuheen, maintains that she has eaten nothing for five years except for the occasional...


Lol. But to be fair, if you just make it a tad less aggressive and regularly drink water then I am positive that the average sedentary contemporary American can easily live well and live better on 1000-1500 calories per day. Which would be 1-2 meals per day.
14   Ceffer   ignore (1)   2017 Nov 23, 2:32pm   ↑ like (0)   ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag        

TwoScoopsMcGee says
recently agreed to be closeted in a hotel room by an Australian current affairs programme, 60 Minutes

Well, of course! She couldn't photosynthesize without sunlight so no wonder it didn't work!

She also failed to mention the three pounds of marijuana she ate a day because it was 'medicinal'.
15   anonymous   ignore (null)   2017 Nov 23, 3:05pm   ↑ like (1)   ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag        

What size Estes engine does that thing take?!
16   anonymous   ignore (null)   2017 Nov 23, 5:33pm   ↑ like (1)   ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag        

The guy builds a rocket but can't google time.
It's easy enough to buy a telescope and measure how much time a star takes to come back to the center.

Fucking White Male says
Why are we indulging mentally ill people?

The problem is that around 40% the population think that way.
Maybe not flat earth, but god, afterlife, creation, gov conspiracy, while moon landing and global warming must be hoax.
The guy is just a slightly more advanced case.
17   HowdyThere   ignore (0)   2017 Nov 23, 6:59pm   ↑ like (1)   ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag        

Centuries ago people noticed that ships sailing into the distanced seemed to sink. They didn't actually sink, just an illusion created by the curve of the planet. Might be covered in grade 8 science?
18   Heraclitusstudent   ignore (0)   2017 Nov 23, 9:31pm   ↑ like (0)   ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag        

The guy has never heard of time zones in the US? Is that a conspiracy too?
19   CovfefeButDeadly   ignore (4)   2017 Nov 23, 9:47pm   ↑ like (0)   ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag        

anon_c1985 says
The guy builds a rocket but can't google time.
It's easy enough to buy a telescope and measure how much time a star takes to come back to the center.

Fucking White Male says
Why are we indulging mentally ill people?

The problem is that around 40% the population think that way.
Maybe not flat earth, but god, afterlife, creation, gov conspiracy, while moon landing and global warming must be hoax.
The guy is just a slightly more advanced case.


They were right about Hillary, the DNC, and the NSA.

You can't prove they are wrong about God.

The jury is still out on climate change and the effect of humans on it. The initial big impetus was Al Gore's "An Inconvinent Truth" which was based on studies by a guy who later questioned his own work. Now thats one heck of an inconvinent truth.

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/earth/earthnews/3310137/Al-Gores-nine-Inconvenient-Untruths.html
20   bob2356   ignore (3)   2017 Nov 24, 4:40am   ↑ like (1)   ↓ dislike (2)   quote   flag        

Fucking White Male says
The jury is still out on climate change and the effect of humans on it


the only jury that is out on climate change is industry paid shills and cic/ironman/sniper/ovacation/piggy. The jury is out on the effect of humans on climate change.
22   anonymous   ignore (null)   2017 Nov 24, 10:37am   ↑ like (0)   ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag        

Fucking White Male says
You can't prove they are wrong about God.


Then again you can't prove they are right about god.
23   Heraclitusstudent   ignore (0)   2017 Nov 24, 2:06pm   ↑ like (0)   ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag        

Fucking White Male says
You can't prove they are wrong about God.


By the same logic you can't prove the feathered serpent is not for real, nor can't you prove that the world is not full of pink unicorns that bend the laws of physics to stay invisible.

Since no one credible has ever observed any direct sign of the existence of god, the only reasonable belief is that it doesn't exist.
24   jazz_music   ignore (4)   2017 Nov 26, 9:53am   ↑ like (0)   ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag        

FLAT-EARTHER POSTPONES STEAM-POWERED ROCKET FLIGHT AFTER MOTORHOME/LAUNCHPAD BREAKS DOWN
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/2017/11/25/flat-earther-postpones-steam-powered-rocket-flight-motorhomelaunchpad/
At t-minus three days the limo driver from California was told he did not have the necessary permissions for his expedition. There was further disaster as he set off for the ghost town selected for the launch.

“Plus when we were actually ready to leave and go to Amboy the motorhome-slash-rocket launcher broke down in the driveway,” he said in a Youtube announcement.
25   Strategist   ignore (3)   2017 Nov 26, 10:05am   ↑ like (0)   ↓ dislike (1)   quote   flag        

"Eventually he hopes to travel high enough to obtain photographic evidence that the Earth is flat."

he he he. All he has to do is go up on an airplane, or climb a mountain. Even a hot air balloon.
26   MrMagic   ignore (11)   2017 Dec 29, 3:48pm   ↑ like (1)   ↓ dislike (2)   quote   flag        

anonymous says
Anyone up for helping conservatives find a stick and or a brain ?


Maybe we can start in Indiana, where CA residents relocate to..

Then again, we'll probably come up empty on the brains part there.
27   BlueSardine   ignore (2)   2017 Dec 29, 5:57pm   ↑ like (2)   ↓ dislike (1)   quote   flag        

Dan aint coming back as long as the goats keep Puttin out...
anonymous says
Maybe if Dan comes back, he can play that game with you to see who can load up the comment jail.
28   jazz_music   ignore (4)   2018 May 24, 11:28am   ↑ like (0)   ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag        

Link proving the flat earth, lots of references to the Protestant Bible


Look at the comments, so many people agree that spherical earth is a satanic deception.
29   jazz_music   ignore (4)   2018 May 24, 11:54am   ↑ like (0)   ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag        

Now look at this, the same YouTuber, Komorusan714, pushing a Hillary Clinton child rape testimony.

Also his channel has a series on Trump as God's annointed one to save us from DECEIT OF ALL THINGS!!!!!!

And his channel is all full of conservative christian conspiracy theories and testimonies from the faithful.
30   jazz_music   ignore (4)   2018 May 24, 12:03pm   ↑ like (1)   ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag        

Same channel: Trump the savior. Wow. This guy is ruthlessly looking for stupid believers to fleece.
31   Tenpoundbass   ignore (11)   2018 May 24, 1:49pm   ↑ like (0)   ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag        

He didn't make it as high as a sky scraper. What an idiot.
32   MbS   ignore (3)   2018 May 24, 1:54pm   ↑ like (0)   ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag        

Man, these flat-earthers have so much fun....
34   Heraclitusstudent   ignore (0)   2018 May 24, 3:20pm   ↑ like (0)   ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag        

The picture above doesn't fit with a long list of immediately verifiable facts. Including:
- the fact we don't see the sun at night
- the fact that the sun goes down all the way to the horizon every sunset.
At least previous flat earth models had the sun going under the earth sheet - But hey... that would eliminate time zones....

- And well ... here go seasons in the southern hemisphere.
- and travel from Chile to Australia anyone?
- And why doesn't the north pole get more sun than tropics?
- Not to mention varying centrifugal forces depending of your latitude?....
- And what about GPS satellites? They just float there above us?

I guess if reason could be used to debunk this kind of individual, there would be no religion.
36   Quigley   ignore (0)   2018 May 24, 6:11pm   ↑ like (0)   ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag        

Personally I believe that the earth is a giant disc resting on the back of a turtle, which is supported by a bunch of giant elephants.
RIP Terry Pratchet!




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