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Isn't That Cute! A Budding Libby Who Thinks Homeless People Want Warm Clothes, Shampoo, Cookies And Lip Balm!

By Ceffer following x   2017 Nov 26, 11:16am 875 views   3 comments   watch   sfw   quote     share    


"HI. I am a student at Cypress who has organized a holiday party for the homeless (this is our third year). We are below what we need in warm scarves, beanies or warm sweaters this year. We also need new shampoos, conditioners, and lip balms. We have a donation from a woman who makes organic soap in sonoma and have all the soap we could possibly use. We have quite a lot of men's shampoos. we have some sample size regular shampoo and conditioner and about 15 lip balms from bert's bees. Also would love to have you help bake cookies and come do the actual distribution with us."

Sheeyat, the next thing she will think is that the homeless are looking for a job!

How long will it take this deluded child to learn that an jingling ice cream truck with meth, heroin, booze and cigarettes is what the homeless want and need.

#humor
1   HEYYOU   ignore (16)   2017 Nov 26, 11:20am   ↑ like (1)   ↓ dislike (0)   quote        

Ceffer says
jingling ice cream truck with meth, heroin, booze and cigarettes is what the homeless want and need.


Where do I sign up to be homeless?
2   Ceffer   ignore (1)   2017 Nov 26, 11:26am   ↑ like (0)   ↓ dislike (0)   quote        

HEYYOU says
Where do I sign up to be homeless?


Just google your friendly local Homeless Recruiting Center!
3   Strategist   ignore (1)   2017 Nov 26, 11:33am   ↑ like (0)   ↓ dislike (0)   quote        

anonymous says

How long will it take this deluded child to learn that an jingling ice cream truck with meth, heroin, booze and cigarettes is what the homeless want and need.


They need a hepatitis shot first. And a kick in the butt.




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