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How Trump Controls the Press: Pecan Pie

By TwoScoopsOfSpaceForce following x   2017 Nov 26, 11:30am 1,211 views   10 comments   watch   sfw   quote     share    


The Press Secretary baked a Pecan Pie.


But CNN's Political Analyst, former employee of some "Urban Radio Network", was very dubious:


Yes, folks, that's right. CNN employees doubted Sanders' innocent tweet about baking a pie. TDS will do that to you.
"Show it to me on a table! SHOW IT!!!"

You'll be happy to know


If this is what they do to the Press Secretary who baked a Pecan Pie, imagine what they do to Trump daily.

Every media person in the nation wants to be the one that takes TRUMP DOWN! Through his associates if necessary, one Pecan Pie at a time.

http://dailycaller.com/2017/11/24/cnns-april-ryan-suggests-without-evidence-sarah-sanders-faked-her-pie/
#Politics #PecanPie #Sanders #Trump
1   Tenpoundbass   ignore (11)   2017 Nov 26, 11:40am   ↑ like (2)   ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag        

It's Pecan Pie for fucksakes it doesn't matter if she made it or not, it's still Pecan pie.
My Brother boasted about the two Pecan Pies he made for Thanksgiving. Someone brought a store bought one, and set it out next to his.
It was then a big deal about which one was the homemade one or store bought as they all three tasted and looked identical.
2   Ceffer   ignore (1)   2017 Nov 26, 11:43am   ↑ like (1)   ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag        

Silly Sanders didn't realize she needs to provide legitimate "Proof of Pie" at all times.

Now she has stirred up "PecanPieGate"!

Impeach Sanders!
3   mell   ignore (2)   2017 Nov 26, 2:03pm   ↑ like (1)   ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag        

TDS and the butt-hurt runs deep with the leftoid Clinton News Network, very deep. MAGA!
4   APOCALYPSEFUCKisShostikovitch   ignore (34)   2017 Nov 26, 4:01pm   ↑ like (3)   ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag        

A real press terrorist would order the White House reporters to jerk off on the pie at gun point.

What the fuck is wrong with Sarah Fuckabee!?
5   Ceffer   ignore (1)   2017 Nov 26, 4:35pm   ↑ like (2)   ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag        

Her new motto is "Eat my pie, fuckwad reporters!"
6   TwoScoopsOfSpaceForce   ignore (4)   2017 Nov 26, 4:39pm   ↑ like (0)   ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag        

APOCALYPSEFUCK_is_ADORABLE says
A real press terrorist would order the White House reporters to jerk off on the pie at gun point.


The whole "Show it to me on a table! Show it!!!" should be read in a Harvey Keitel voice a la the "Bad Lieutenant"



Fuckin' Strawberry wooooooaaaahhhhhhh. I tell you he has the primal scream of existential crisis down to a science.
7   APOCALYPSEFUCKisShostikovitch   ignore (34)   2017 Nov 26, 4:44pm   ↑ like (0)   ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag        

If Sarah Fuckabee gave a flying fuck about MAGA! she'd stuff the pie up her tweetee and order the reporters do dig it out of her with their tongues at gun point and then blown their brains out when they were done.
8   anonymous   ignore (null)   2017 Nov 26, 6:12pm   ↑ like (0)   ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag        

Tenpoundbass says
It's Pecan Pie for fucksakes it doesn't matter if she made it or not, it's still Pecan pie.
My Brother boasted about the two Pecan Pies he made for Thanksgiving. Someone brought a store bought one, and set it out next to his.
It was then a big deal about which one was the homemade one or store bought as they all three tasted and looked identical.

It matters if she claims she made it and didn’t, or is any semblance of honesty irrelevant these days?
9   MrMagic   ignore (11)   2017 Nov 26, 6:56pm   ↑ like (1)   ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag        

It has to be fake news. If she really cared, she would have made Blueberry!
10   TwoScoopsOfSpaceForce   ignore (4)   2017 Dec 14, 6:24pm   ↑ like (1)   ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag        



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