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1   APOCALYPSEFUCKisShostikovitch   ignore (32)   2017 Dec 5, 10:57am   ↑ like (1)   ↓ dislike (0)   quote        

But People just ran a story on the White House menu. His favorite breakfast is Orphans Rancheros!
2   HEYYOU   ignore (16)   2017 Dec 5, 12:40pm   ↑ like (3)   ↓ dislike (0)   quote        

He completely normal.
It's the voices in his head that are insane.
3   anonymous   ignore (null)   2017 Dec 5, 12:44pm   ↑ like (1)   ↓ dislike (3)   quote        

He’s obviously suffering from malnutrition

Burning your steaks to the point of making them carcinogenic, washing it down with Diet Coke, and snacking constantly on McDonalds and KFC, will do that to anyone
4   Quigley   ignore (0)   2017 Dec 5, 1:41pm   ↑ like (1)   ↓ dislike (1)   quote        

errc says
He’s obviously suffering from malnutrition


I like this theory the best. We (my dietician wife especially) have been extremely disappointed with the culinary example our POTUS sets for the nation. While he can afford the best, and doubtless has an army of kitchen staff ready to make him anything, he prefers to eat and drink junk. At least he doesn’t have other bad habits like smoking or drinking, unless you count Twitter which is a rather nasty habit I’m sure he only does in the bathroom with the door locked.

I’d recommend he start eating Poke, which has lots of yummy brain food and veggies and is a lighter meal than the pint of Haagen Daas he’s used to consuming.
5   HappyGilmore   ignore (1)   2017 Dec 5, 1:42pm   ↑ like (1)   ↓ dislike (2)   quote        

errc says
Burning your steaks to the point of making them carcinogenic


But it's OK if you then douse it in ketchup.
6   Nobody   ignore (0)   2017 Dec 5, 2:03pm   ↑ like (1)   ↓ dislike (0)   quote        

Stupid, you voted for him.
7   APOCALYPSEFUCKisShostikovitch   ignore (32)   2017 Dec 5, 7:32pm   ↑ like (2)   ↓ dislike (0)   quote        

It's perfectly normal to be staggering around the White House with a bucket of KFC shrieking, "SIEG! HEIL!" and demanding the staff suck your dick and do a search and replace on the bible swapping TRUMPCAKES! for Jesus.
8   just_passing_through   ignore (0)   2017 Dec 5, 9:03pm   ↑ like (0)   ↓ dislike (0)   quote        

Quigley says
I’d recommend he start eating Poke


I love me some Poke but limit it due to the mercury. Great Poke at Kimo's in Maui, Lahaina..
9   Tenpoundbass   ignore (11)   2017 Dec 6, 4:57am   ↑ like (0)   ↓ dislike (1)   quote        

Liberals talking about mental state. Backs out of room slowly.

You realize you guys are the ones that was giving the "Tard" suffix.
10   FNWGMOBDVZXDNW   ignore (2)   2017 Dec 6, 6:31am   ↑ like (0)   ↓ dislike (1)   quote        

Quigley says
which is a rather nasty habit I’m sure he only does in the bathroom with the door locked.

He's probably constipated, only able to pass his massive turds due to the expanded tore up muscle he calls his anus.




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