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There's a Special Place on Cable TV for Plain Talking Conservative Chicks With Lush Expansive Decolletage

By APOCALYPSEFUCKisShostikovitch following x   2017 Dec 12, 3:30pm 1,696 views   17 comments   watch   sfw   quote     share    

Which is exactly why Nikky Haley and Ivanka should have their own show during which they read excerpts from The Wealth of Nations in the nude and munch each others' muffins, drive each other to rafter shattering, howling orgasms and invite the studio audience to sniff their faces, exactly as the Founding Fathers intended.

1   Ceffer   ignore (1)   2017 Dec 12, 5:33pm   ↑ like (0)   ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag        

They will have to learn to enunciate while gnoshing foaming pussy.
2   anonymous   ignore (null)   2017 Dec 12, 7:28pm   ↑ like (0)   ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag        

This should be under # porn,I'm getting a chubby.
3   APOCALYPSEFUCKisShostikovitch   ignore (36)   2017 Dec 12, 9:41pm   ↑ like (0)   ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag        

Nikky screamed, "Ivanka! GET YOUR FACE INTO IT!"

Ivanka, terrified by Nikky's tufted, luxuriant black bush, recoiled briefly and whimpered, "You're so . . . so, so DARK! down there! Is this natural?"

Nikky howled, "GET YOU FUCKING FACE INTO IT!, NOW!" and pulled her head deep between her legs, finally grunting, "SIEG! HEIL!" when Ivanka, lost in insensate lust, plunged her tongue into the crazed ambassador's vagina.
4   Ceffer   ignore (1)   2017 Dec 12, 10:51pm   ↑ like (2)   ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag        

It's so coarse and unworthy to regard these accomplished women as mere pieces of ass.

Well, that's enough of considering them worthy, I'm glad that's over with. Back to considering them mere pieces of ass.
5   APOCALYPSEFUCKisShostikovitch   ignore (36)   2017 Dec 13, 6:25am   ↑ like (0)   ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag        

Ivanka said: "Mrfffp! RRRRGF!"

Nikky said: "SIEG! HEIL!"
6   Ceffer   ignore (1)   2017 Dec 13, 11:01am   ↑ like (0)   ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag        

"SIEG GMPff HMPff Grunt. Stop twerking, bitch, you're making me seasick. I won't be tuned up for the fluffer auditions this afternoon!"
7   HEYYOU   ignore (25)   2017 Dec 13, 11:20am   ↑ like (0)   ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag        

Deep Decolletage that exposes pubic hair & pinkness is my favorite.
8   APOCALYPSEFUCKisShostikovitch   ignore (36)   2017 Dec 13, 11:36am   ↑ like (0)   ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag        

Ivanka: "NIKKY! MY FUCK CRAZED AMAZON! You're so TANGY! You taste like CURRY!"

Nikky: "You filthy nazi slut! Sit on my face and I'll show you CRAZED!"
9   APOCALYPSEFUCKisShostikovitch   ignore (36)   2017 Dec 13, 11:38am   ↑ like (1)   ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag        

Deep Decolletage that exposes pubic hair & pinkness is my favorite.

Wow, someone makes dresses like that?
10   APOCALYPSEFUCKisShostikovitch   ignore (36)   2017 Dec 13, 1:27pm   ↑ like (0)   ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag        

NEW OPPORTUNITY! for the neonazi muffin munching hour!

Omarosa got canned for being a negress, leaving her open for guest appearances on the Nikky and Ivanka muffin munching hour to be featured in a loud, raucous three way with the star amazons.

Ivanka: Do black ladies have tweetees?

Omarosa: Yes, the ones preferred by your dad and men with any taste.

Nikky: Speaking of taste.

Omarosa: SIEG! HEIL!, baby! Get your face into it in the name of FREEDOM!
11   Ceffer   ignore (1)   2017 Dec 13, 1:28pm   ↑ like (0)   ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag        

The only chicks with pubic hair any more are the Balkan goat herder chicks with unibrows and hairy ape legs.

The Kardashians have to wax every day to keep the five o'clock shadow off of their tweeties.
12   APOCALYPSEFUCKisShostikovitch   ignore (36)   2017 Dec 13, 1:33pm   ↑ like (0)   ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag        

I know Nikky doesn't shave.

13   Ceffer   ignore (1)   2017 Dec 13, 1:40pm   ↑ like (0)   ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag        

Trump eats Ivanka's discarded waxing patties with syrup for breakfast.

"They tickle my throat!"
15   APOCALYPSEFUCKisShostikovitch   ignore (36)   2017 Dec 13, 8:26pm   ↑ like (0)   ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag        


Nikky and Ivanka and Omarosa on ESPN2 will eclipse anything Trump TV could have ever dreamed of.
16   Patrick   ignore (1)   2017 Dec 13, 8:30pm   ↑ like (0)   ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag        

I have to admit she does not have the light of genius in her eyes, but then, her eyes weren't the first place I looked, either.
17   APOCALYPSEFUCKisShostikovitch   ignore (36)   2017 Dec 14, 2:41pm   ↑ like (0)   ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag        

AMERICA! wants camel-toe close-up portraiture of White House floozies, exactly as the Founding Fathers intended!

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